A letter of conselation to Mitt Romney, 8 words/post

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Dear Mr. Romney,

We apologize for your close

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

misspellings of the words "consolation" and "constellation" because

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

we know your best wasn't good enough for

[King]

.  I hope you return to your supposed job of creating jobs.

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In other words, get a job, you bum.

[All Along The Watchtower]

The reason you lost is because you were

[Franzl]

unable to provide adequate proof that you are

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

not a robot who is made of money.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

and swaps positiion regardless of whether or not

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

they are popular. If Herman Cain was your

[Franzl]

running mate, I am certain that you would

[Mister Twister]

have still lost because you are a putrid human being

[Franzl]

who is quite clearly only interested in happily

[CountryRoads]

helping Americans live happy lives in a paradise.

[Dancing with Myself]

Your dream of a paradise for the wealthy

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that can only be achieved by you performing

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

the waki role in Atsumori, which you deserve

[Antonio the Sixth]

to, considering that you are the most ridiculously

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immature and incompetent candidate in the modern history

[Tender Branson]

of Presidential politics. I also need to say

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that the fireworks you planned in Boston were a

[Franzl]

By the way, let me take this opportunity

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to tell you that you are wonderful at

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using your magic mormon underwear as well as

[Franzl]

the appropriate matching necktie in your efforts to