Romney had Fireworks Planned in Boston.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I have no compassion for Mitt Romney.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I was very enthusiastic about Barack Obama in 2008, but on human level I felt sad for John McCain. I haven't supported him, I disagreed with him a lot and he had his flaws, but I respected him.

Mitt Romney didn't deserve respect not sympathy, since he's unable to give it to those less fortunate than him. Also, he was extremely deluded, believing he'll win even when every evidence pointed otherwise. Remember how he looked during his concession speech? Like a kid watching with disbelief as his favorite toy broke down. Immature egoist to the end.

So, in your face, Mitt.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The fact is that Mitt Romney will be remembered in history as a failure.

No Cookie, that would have happened if he'd won. Now history outside of some dusty compendia will not remember him at all, and trust me, trust James Buchanan if you cannot trust me, it is much the nicer fate. Not to mention, the fate of all of us.

Romney's place in history will be as notable as Alton B. Parker's.