Iowa Governor's Office

[Simfan34]

I, Colonel Simfan34,

Have deemed it necessary to depose Kalwejt, the Acting Governor of Iowa, because of his inability to carry out the legacy of the late Great Governor John Engle. with the hlep of the iowa nationla gurd we have taken control of teh cities of iowa andat  thtis point shall be the ones to from tine to time dsipense the people wirh food and word.s

The nationak anthem of iowa shall be "Wufer Tebeges Kemzi Hizi". Sign tit loud, signe it proud.

Here is mhy mansion. as a sneator of the repuvlic od atlsia, i cannot be in iowa at all tines. but let it be known tht i shall be resident in owas for paret of the year and from time to time shall grace the state wiht my reseence. These shall be termed state visits and shall be conducted soley in morning dress and white tie. look at my authroative "Simfan34's Primer for What to Wear and When to Wear It" https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=153953.0

windsor uniforms shall be ginbie to the ministers. as you all know the goeerneorship of iowa is perpetual and is held for life and so I am Simfan I of Iowa. We shall see whether it is heridatry and if so is salic or cognatic, and whether you shal l one day ghave governor Adelaide Simfan or governror Alastair Simfan. This eshall be decided in future bouts of food and words.

Here is the food and I have just given yoythe words

[Simfan34]

GUBERNATORIAL EDICTS!

AMHARIC IS NOW A CO-OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF IOWA

THE BRITISH VARIANT OF ENGLISH IS THE OTHER CO-OFFICIAL LANGUAGE. THOSE IN VIOLATION OF THIS MAY BE LIABLE TO HAVE TYRES THROWN AT THEM AND BE THROWN TO THE KERBS. FUNNILY ENOUGH THOSE TWO WORDS SHALL BE EXEMPTED FROM THE LANGUAGE REFORM.

ALL MEDIA OUTLETS ARE NATIONALISED

IOWA STATE TV (INTV) IS THE OFFICIAL BROADCASTER.

THERE IS INTV1, INTV2, INTV3. INTV2 IS IN AMHARIC.

THERE ARE THREE NEWSPAPERS. THE IOWA POST, THE DES MOINES HERALD, AND THE GOVERNOR'S GRACE. THESE ARE PUBLI

HERE IS A REPORT OF THE GOVERNOR'S RECENT MILLITARY VICTORIES AGAINST KALWEJT'S REACTIONARY FORCES ON INTV2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoCx88-yMP0&feature=relmfu

[Adam Griffin]

Labor is becoming exhausted with this persistent insolence inside our territory.

[Simfan34]

WE are pleased to declare the completion of the marvelous mausoleum of the
RT. HON. PROF. DR. ALHAJI REV.
JOHN ENGLE,
 THE PERPETUAL GOVERNOR OF THE STATE OF IOWA
Here it is:

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

This crap is annoyingly weird.

[Simfan34]

Labor is becoming exhausted with this persistent insolence inside our territory.

This "insolence" long predates the Labor Party and shall long outlast it, my friend.

This crap is annoyingly weird.

You've said that already.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Labor is becoming exhausted with this persistent insolence inside our territory.

This "insolence" long predates the Labor Party and shall long outlast it, my friend.

This crap is annoyingly weird.

You've said that already.

And you apparently deleted that thread.

[Simfan34]

Labor is becoming exhausted with this persistent insolence inside our territory.

This "insolence" long predates the Labor Party and shall long outlast it, my friend.

This crap is annoyingly weird.

You've said that already.

And you apparently deleted that thread.

Fair enough. It was in the wrong section.

[Adam Griffin]

This "insolence" long predates the Labor Party and shall long outlast it, my friend.

Your State of Confusion shall soon be rectified.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Not only you are a fraud, but also a blasphemer. There is no and will be no other Governor than John.

Also, Inks God hates you.

[ilikeverin]

Beg pardon, but what is this "Iowa" that you guys are fighting over?  The Most Serene Republic of the Midwest does not have any such sub-regional unit.

[Simfan34]

I have decided for the good of the people of Iowa it is best that I abdicate and hand my governiship to my Daughter Adelaide. I deem Kalwejt Regent. Long live iowa. All my edicts remain.

Long live the Rt. Hon. Alhaji Governor Adelaide Simfan!

[Kitteh]

Sign tit loud

Done

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Beg pardon, but what is this "Iowa" that you guys are fighting over?  The Most Serene Republic of the Midwest does not have any such sub-regional unit.

This is about succeeding John Engle (who was murdered by the mods) as the Perpetual Governor of Iowa.

[AndrewTX]

Why is everyone praising a troll, pretending to be another troll? If John actually came back, it would be one thing. But it wasn't.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Why is everyone praising a troll, pretending to be another troll? If John actually came back, it would be one thing. But it wasn't.

It wasn't him??!?