The Atlasian Enquirer

[Terry the Fat Shark]

I have bought the highly reputable and respected "Atlasian Enquirer" which was failing due to reporting too much fake news, much like the failing and soon to be bankrupt Nyman Questioner.

More to come soon.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Nyman Questioner quickly going bankrupt, Isaac Cummings to blame???


It has come to our attention that the Nyman Questioner, which was receiving vast sums of money from the Scottish Conservative Party, is now going bankrupt as it was revealed that Cummings voted for the SNP candidate in recent elections. Isaac Cummings was seen desperately trying to write a new manifesto as redemption, but was repeatedly rejected as they said "go away you dirty bloke" More to come.

Cora behind Hamas children propaganda videos on youtube???

It has come to our attention that recently, new children's hamas videos have been popping up, likely created or at least inspired by Cora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwCKvvodBA

More to come in our next edition

here's a preview: "Peebs tries to break into Scissors vault, was she arrested???"

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I assume the scissor vault is in Trinidad, CO?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

I assume the scissor vault is in Trinidad, CO?

no, it is in Tobago, CO.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Peebs caught in the Scissors vault again, is arrested for running with Scissors.....



It has come to our attention that Peebs was caught in the scissors vault and was arrested for running with scissors for the 3rd time this month. Apparently Mrs. Peebs was highly distressed because in her own words "he told me bee movie was fiction". We believe this is referring to her captor from the NLLC, but we are waiting on confirmation while the last of the Nyman Questioner's funds dry up.

More to come.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Mrs. Peebs?! Nobody told me I was married!
I know you explained this in Chat, but still

[Lachi]

I don't think running with scissors is a criminal offense in Atlasia...

[fhtagn]

Owner and Editor-in-Chief of The Nyman Questioner Admits to Falsifying Stories

In another Deeply Disturbing™ discovery in today's news, Owner and Editor-in-Chief of The Nyman Questioner, Mike Wells, has admitted to speculating when it comes to reporting the stories published in his paper:

 21:40 <wells> Well we didn't have all the facts so we speculated
 21:40 <wells> Or Mr Cummings did
 21:40 <wells> I just okay everything

For a paper that prides itself in being a valid news source for Atlasia, should we not make sure that we hold the press to higher standards? In the words of Mike Wells himself:

 21:45 <wells> Why would someone post something they know is false? It makes no sense.

More to come as this story develops.

[Wells]

21:39   fhtagn   I mean the first half of my store wasn't a lie

Who's to say even more wast true? And he never asserted his speculations were true, unlike dfw's personal attacks against me.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

21:39   fhtagn   I mean the first half of my store wasn't a lie

Who's to say even more wast true? And he never asserted his speculations were true, unlike dfw's personal attacks against me.

What's that Hillary?