Because it is never too early...

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

It's your choose!

[Franzl]

What's the party ID?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

What's the party ID?

Not sure about the party ID specifically, but PPP definitely oversamples Spacing Guild Navigators.

[Blackacre]

Avatar Aang wins with OVER 9000 EVs and 90% of the PV. His opponent, George Bush VIII, wins nothing but his home state of Moon Colony 4

[Lincoln Republican]

Mitt Romney's great grandson Mitt Romney II, who at the time is a leading United States Senator representing Michigan.

Prior to that he was a graduate of Harvard with a Phd in economics and a PhD in international relations, a lieutenant in the U.S. army, Governor of Michigan, U.S. ambassador to the UN, Secretary of State.

[politicus]

Why 2094? With the current term pattern it would be 2092 or 2096. Do they change the constitution at some point.

Anyway the winner is senator James Loonie McCrazie Oddball from the great state of Chamorro, which incorporates Guam and the Northern Marianas. He is a former psychiatrist and expert in mind reading, so he knows exactly what the voters want.   

[Simfan34]

Mitt Romney's great grandson Mitt Romney II, who at the time is a leading United States Senator representing Michigan.

Prior to that he was a graduate of Harvard with a Phd in economics and a PhD in international relations, a lieutenant in the U.S. army, Governor of Michigan, U.S. ambassador to the UN, Secretary of State.

Two PhDs?  Take all of my money. All $129,739,250 of it ($10,000,000 in 2012 dollars). Consider it my 100th birthday present.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Mitt Romney's great grandson Mitt Romney II, who at the time is a leading United States Senator representing Michigan.

Prior to that he was a graduate of Harvard with a Phd in economics and a PhD in international relations, a lieutenant in the U.S. army, Governor of Michigan, U.S. ambassador to the UN, Secretary of State.

Hahaha, Winfield thinks a Romney would risk their life and money by serving their country in the military.

[Antonio the Sixth]

2094 isn't a Presidential year.

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ELECTION 2092

Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

[rejectamenta]

Seems pretty obvious

[BaldEagle1991]

2094 isn't a Presidential year.

d

ELECTION 2092

Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

What?! Alabama is now a Dem state? NY becomes an irrelevant state in the EC? Utah becomes a Dem stronghold? Massachusetts and Connecticut become strongly GOP? What happened here?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Mitt Romney's great grandson Mitt Romney II, who at the time is a leading United States Senator representing Michigan.

Prior to that he was a graduate of Harvard with a Phd in economics and a PhD in international relations, a lieutenant in the U.S. army, Governor of Michigan, U.S. ambassador to the UN, Secretary of State.

If this is supposed to be in order, that is a very odd career trajectory.

[izixs]

Election night was a tricky one in the 2094 special election. The candidates...

Larry King    (Moderate Undead Party) - Larry King, who still looks like an owl, runs on a platform of encouraging continued improvements in human-zombie relations. Namely, moving the current system of zombies just shambling about and eating people to a more sensible lottery system. This avoids geographical concentrations of zombies totally destroying communities of humans.

Ω∂∆¬π    (Greek National Union) - No one in 'old skool' US states know how to spell or pronounce this gals name, but she is apparently very into Greece leaving the Union and returning to the European Union which sold it to the US in the mid 2020s. Greece, as one of the 'odd ball' states like West Korea, Paraguay, Wyoming, Switzerland, and The Other Georgia are often left off maps anyway so most folks probably wouldn't notice.

Bender    (Robot and Kitten Party) - Though often called a fascist, Bender and his running mate, Capt. Elvis Longtail III (suspect of being a cat-American...), has promised to maintain open and fair elections after the humans are dead. Bender is also the most anti-zombie of all the candidates.

Dr. Zaius    (Simian Utopia Party) - Hailing from a time rift cause by some sort of nuclear event in the distant future and possibly a different more sensical dimension, Dr. Zaius advocates for the promotion of apes to full citizens and the enslavement of all other people. Is presently polling well in Nebraska, but no one knows why.

There are no elections in the Zombie Communist Utopia (Aka, BRAAAIIIIINNNNNSSS)   (Radical Undead Party) - Brains. Brains. Brains. Brrraaiaiiinnnss... braaains. brains. BRAINS! Braaaaiiiinnnssss... Brains! Also supports doing away with the national sock tax.

Minor Party Candidates (Green Party, Democratic-Tea Party, Socialist-Grand-Old-Party, and the Dave Leip's Atlas Party) are not expected to win more than 300 electoral votes and are thus rarely considered contenders for getting the 2895 EVs needed to win. The last election won by any of these parties was the 2072 election where all of them ran Dr. Steel III against a divided field of mostly zombie and psychic parties.

The key swing state appears to be Canadia, with Florida, as usual, similarly close.