2013 Post-a-Picture-of-Yourself Thread

[Bacon King]

Phil, PAPOY jumped the shark in 2007 with "Creepy DWPerry Selfie #16"

Haha, I remember that fruitcake. Is he in prison yet?

Nope, he's still running for President in 2016! He's also a co-chair of the New Hampshire Liberty Party. Since leaving the forum, his new electoral defeats include Cheshire County NH Register of Deeds as well as the Keene, NH School Board. His autobiographical blurb is as follows:

Darryl W. Perry is an activist, author, poet & statesman. Darryl is a regular contributor to The Bulverde Standard, The Canyon Lake Week and The Comal Beacon and writes a monthly article for The Sovereign. He hosts the weekly news podcasts Freedom Minute and Police Accountability Report and hosts the weekly radio show Peace, Love, Liberty Radio on the Liberty Radio Network. Darryl is a co-founder and co-chair of the NH Liberty Party. Darryl is the Owner/Managing Editor of Free Press Publications.

edit: and a reminder about how long he's been in the race:

[Ban my account ffs!]

furthermore, Darryl W. Perry likes to toot his own horn and bonk his own bonker.

[Holmes]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

[Lief 🗽]

Oh, olds can't be otters? I wasn't aware that age factored into these gay-animal-stereotype designations. Interesting!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Oh, olds can't be otters? I wasn't aware that age factored into these gay-animal-stereotype designations. Interesting!

Wait, there are multiple gay-animal-stereotype things?

[Lief 🗽]

Apparently: http://davidatlanta.com/2011/09/the-gay-animal-kingdom/

Most people know about bears. One of my best friends in college was a short Persian gay guy who always explained to me that he was an otter. But I haven't really heard of the others.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Chicken? Really? Gay chicken is already a thing, so that ruins Googling it for EVERYONE FOREVER.

Stupid gays.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

this is the gayest forum on the internet

[Torie]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

So I am just not a part of the animal kingdom at all? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

So I am just not a part of the animal kingdom at all? 

These kids have no respect today......of course you are, El Toro!

[free my dawg]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

So I am just not a part of the animal kingdom at all? 

These kids have no respect today......of course you are, El Toro!

So I'm guessing this is afleitch?

[afleitch]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

So I am just not a part of the animal kingdom at all? 

Be any f-cking animal you want If I look half as good as you do at your age I'll be a happy man.

[Platypus]

I've always thought otters were older, hairy, but thin/wiry/toned. Hm.

[ilikeverin]

Hey, guys, there's empirical data on this: http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Torie, tell us what you get.

[Torie]

Hey, guys, there's empirical data on this: http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Torie, tell us what you get.

My age pushes me ineluctably into the Daddy category, even though as opposed to a "soft body," my body fat percentage is about 12% - close to that of an athlete.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I've always wanted to be a bear so I could give bear hugs.

[minionofmidas]

Nah Torie, you're an otter if anything. Bears are big and hairy. You seem more lean and hairy.

Otters are usually younger than 25, although even that might be pushing it a bit.

So I am just not a part of the animal kingdom at all? 

Nope. You're vegetable.

[afleitch]

Ha. I got gym bunny.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Ha. I got gym bunny.

Same.

[Bacon King]

Haha, I am a pup?

[Fritz]

Gym rat.

[memphis]

Anyone else notice the awkward sexual tension on this thread?


BACK ON TOPIC: took a selfie at a wedding in Montreal in May. Hooray for being biracial. 

Are you a Mormon missionary?

[Keystone Phil]

He does have a picture of Romney in his signature so...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Selfies in the latrine are disturbing, guys.

[Torie]

Selfies in the latrine are disturbing, guys.

Such a sensitive guy you are Grumps. Who knew?