Cathcon/Spamage: A Presidential Campaign

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Dude, you put a helluva fight and from now you'll remain in Atlasia frst league. Respect.

Thanks a lot bro. I now shall assume the mantle of respected elder statesman, though I'm not sure how much each of those terms applies.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You ran a good campaign, cathcon. Dare I say it, if it weren't me up there, I wish it could've been you.

Also, your office at The Paper is still open and waiting for your return. The Paper hasn't been the same since we stopped publishing our "laughing squares."

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Well, by now, it has become more than clear that I have lost, and that Marokai and Duke will be the ones taking the Oath of Office soon. Mr. Marokai ran an energetic and dedicated campaign, and will no doubt be a President that cares deeply for The People. While there are many people I could blame for my loss in an extended rant that would surely take many paragraphs and much time to complete, for now I'll focus on the positive. I have several people to thank.

First would be those that first preferenced me. You guys were invaluable to this campaign. You are my rock, and it is upon you I will build my Church. But enough of that. For now, all you need know is my gratitude at your support. I'd like to thank my running mate, Spamage, for agreeing to accompany on this mind-expanding and awe-inspiring adventure. As well, HagridOfTheDeep no doubt deserves a page all his own. It is he who put together all of the Federalist Party campaign posters, including the iconic "Cathcon/Spamage" one. As well, it was he who helped convene the leaders of the Federalist party and in doing so set up and arranged the details for our convention in Colorado. It is small wonder that he was unanimously supported for Chairman of the party, and no doubt he will lead us to greater conquests. He and his staff have been invaluable. I'd also like to thank the Federalist Party's candidates for Senate and Assembly, for putting forth their efforts in this race. The whole of the Federalist Party I would also like to thank for their nomination of myself and Spamage, and all our other candidates, in these races.

Now, outside of my supporters, there are those I'd like to mention. Members of the IRC, it was you in part that helped encourage me to run. While at this point I must wonder if it was all some cruel joke at my expense, I nevertheless am obligated to thank you for your immaterial support and many of your second preferencings. Adam Griffin of course stands out due to his incredibly helpful map making. And of course, my competitors must be put somewhere into this speech. Marokai of course you all know. Noteworthy of mention also are Mr. Winfield for his attentive debate performance, and Mr. Kalwejt for his continual reminding us of what matters, John Engle.

It breaks my heart to admit defeat. However, in the face of all the evidence, I fear it is inevitable. There will be other races, and undoubtedly we all will see brighter days ahead, whether it be under a Federalist administration or otherwise. Good day.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

You ran a good campaign, cathcon. Dare I say it, if it weren't me up there, I wish it could've been you.

Also, your office at The Paper is still open and waiting for your return. The Paper hasn't been the same since we stopped publishing our "laughing squares."

Thank you, Vice President-elect Duke. I will be gladly returning to The People's Paper and resuming my duties.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Cathcon, thanks for your words and thanks for your effort. You would have been a fantastic president.

And that's all I'll say for now. I'll be saying a little more regarding where I think the party goes from here at the convention sometime in the near future. Take care, Cathcon. And thanks again.

[Lincoln Republican]

Cathcon, I know we had our differences in the campaign, that is to be expected during elections, but congratulations on the great campaign you ran, you presented your ideas and policies clearly and forthrightly, and you were very highly involved in the Presidential debate. and that is commendable.

Best wishes to you in whatever path you decide to pursue in Atlasia in the future.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In the words of Pontius Pilate, "Behold, the map!" Courtesy of Averroes Nix.

FEBRUARY 2013 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION PRELIMINARY RESULTS MAP
CATHCON VS. MAROKAI



Marokai - 59%
Cathcon - 39%

[Goldwater]

In the words of Pontius Pilate, "Behold, the map!" Courtesy of Averroes Nix.

FEBRUARY 2013 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION PRELIMINARY RESULTS MAP
CATHCON VS. MAROKAI



Marokai - 59%
Cathcon - 39%

Gold team rules!