Cathcon/Spamage: A Presidential Campaign

[Enderman]

No, only the first name of course. Though I would like to have my last name a video game reference. XD




Edit: 2/11/13,

Sorry guys that I accidentally put this on the wrong thread, so I struck through it. Consider it a favor.

-Jack Enderman

[Donerail]

No, only the first name of course. Though I would like to have my last name a video game reference. XD

Wrong thread.

[Simfan34]

No, only the first name of course. Though I would like to have my last name a video game reference. XD

Wrong thread.

He must suffer from some sort of affliction- keeps open multiple tabs but forgets which is which.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Fulfilling your request...

Here are some image resources that some of you might like to have access to.

1. Federalists and Cathcon-Spamage (LARGE)




2. Federalists and Cathcon-Spamage (SMALLER)




3. Federalists and Cathcon-Spamage Scroll (LARGE)




4. Federalists and Cathcon-Spamage Scroll (SMALLER)




Federalists (LARGE)

[Simfan34]

Hagrid, do you take requests?

[TJ in Oregon]

Just in case I haven't done this already and it isn't clear by my signature:

Endorsed!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Thank you to Hagrid for his excellent campaign banners. I'd hope everyone who stops in my campaign office would take home one for himself and one for the kids. Great work, Hagrid.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Just in case I haven't done this already and it isn't clear by my signature:

Endorsed!

Thanks, dawg. I appreciate it.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I'd just like to say, that, while I won't be first preferencing you for obvious reasons, should you win in the Presidential election, Atlasia will have a good man at the helm. I don't agree with all of your ideas, or even most of them, but passion for the job matters more than any individual thing, and you obviously have that.

So, best of luck, Cathcon. Healthy competition, you know?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I'd just like to say, that, while I won't be first preferencing you for obvious reasons, should you win in the Presidential election, Atlasia will have a good man at the helm. I don't agree with all of your ideas, or even most of them, but passion for the job matters more than any individual thing, and you obviously have that.

So, best of luck, Cathcon. Healthy competition, you know?

Thank you Marokai. While you may or may not be just saying that, it's still a compliment for the record. From what I saw of your performance in the first debate, I'd like to make clear that you're obviously incredibly committed to detailed and thought out policy ideas. While I don't necessarily agree with those ideas, should you win, Atlasia will obviously be headed by a dedicated public servant.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Endorsed.

What is your campaigns position on taxes and the tax code?.

I don't believe I answered this older question. In the likely case that I didn't, I"d like to say that I oppose a flat tax. However, under a Cathcon administration, this great country would be seeing a massive lowering of taxes for the middle and lower classes. The common man is one who tries to get to work on time every day, hates his job, works hard to stay at it nonetheless, and tries to keep his family in his house and eating good food. And in the case that such a statement is sexist, feel free to insert he phrases "common woman" and "she" in place of the gender-relevant words in my previous sentence. The last thing this common person needs is more taxes, more fines, lower speed limits, and more stop sign. Ideally, sales taxes would be lower, the income tax for various middle and lower classes would be lowered, speed limits raised, and there be lesser stop signs. I can tell you as someone who races to his own occupation to get on time to work every day, I don't like being slowed down, and I don't like giving away money. Thank you.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Bump y'all.

[Enderman]

No, only the first name of course. Though I would like to have my last name a video game reference. XD

Wrong thread.

He must suffer from some sort of affliction- keeps open multiple tabs but forgets which is which.

Yeah, I had this on, plus a naming tab XD.  I actually wanted to say that I hereby endorse Cathcon for the President of Altasia. I want to endorse Cathcon's VP, but I don't know who he/she is.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Spamage! The blue avatar from Oregon who helped reform the Pacific during his tenure as Governor!

[Enderman]

Spamage! The blue avatar from Oregon who helped reform the Pacific during his tenure as Governor!

Thanks Cathcon, I actually thought your name was Cathcon/Spamage! XD Okay, I hereby endorse Spamage for the Vice-President of Altasia!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Endorsed for second preference

Thanks, dawg.

Eating Mr. X now??

Lol, this was probably the funniest thing I've read on this forum for weeks.

Senators get ate all the time, in Nyman. It is quite a delicacy, actually.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ladies and gentlemen, in fact, mostly if not all gentlemen, the absentee votes are counted and it looks like we're on the road to victory! The map below will demonstrate the effectiveness of our campaign in creating early turnout in the South and the Northeast. All I can say is "why didn't the polling indicate a landslide of this proportion?"

Orange - Former Assemblyman Cathcon (F-MI)/Senator Spamage (F-OR) 100% of hte vote
Gray - Too Close To Call

[Dereich]

Ladies and gentlemen, in fact, mostly if not all gentlemen, the absentee votes are counted and it looks like we're on the road to victory! The map below will demonstrate the effectiveness of our campaign in creating early turnout in the South and the Northeast. All I can say is "why didn't the polling indicate a landslide of this proportion?"

Orange - Former Assemblyman Cathcon (F-MI)/Senator Spamage (F-OR) 100% of hte vote
Gray - Too Close To Call

Hopefully someday Atlasia will get a brave citizen who is willing to speak truth to power and unskew these polls.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Actual, me and Scott won the South.

The results say otherwise, dawg: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=166950.msg3626664#msg3626664

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

That'd be all well and dandy, now wouldn't it? I don't recall Scott ever accepting such a write-in, though if he did, I'd love to be informed. Until then, I'm going to trust whatever newspaper printed those results. Atlasia deserves the truth.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Thank you for your reply and submission of evidence. Luckily for my crew and I, such a vote will likely not do much in the long run. Nevertheless, a new map may be in order. However, I worked too hard for the first one, so it stands.

[LastVoter]

I'd like to say that I sympathize with some of the values held by this campaign.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I'd like to say that I sympathize with some of the values held by this campaign.

Thank you. I've always felt a sort of kinship to Labor. However, I'm afraid your party apparently doesn't feel the same way towards me.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Bump, as I will likely be conceding soon.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dude, you put a helluva fight and from now you'll remain in Atlasia frst league. Respect.