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« on: January 06, 2013, 09:19:52 am »
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Welcome to the Weekly News a free online opinion column that'll ensure the citizens of Atlasia know what is going on in their nation and region, to ensure no wrongdoing is done by their elected officials or fellow citizens, to ensure they have an equal voice and to make sure we uphold what our great nation was founded on, that we are all free and equal.

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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 09:24:26 am »
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7/1/2013

While it's fair to say the announcement from
Winfield proclaiming his candidacy is welcome,
we have to wonder what exactly he stands for?
In his opening address
we see him proclaiming if you've got problems,
he'll address them
but he never explains how he'll fix them
and by doing so how it
will affect our budget.
Which would make me assume he may
be lying to us to further out cause, so residents of Atlasia all I
can say is that before casting your ballot, make sure who you
know who you really are voting for.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 11:20:24 am »
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7/1/2013

While it's fair to say the announcement from
Winfield proclaiming his candidacy is welcome,
we have to wonder what exactly he stands for?
In his opening address
we see him proclaiming if you've got problems,
he'll address them
but he never explains how he'll fix them
and by doing so how it
will affect our budget.
Which would make me assume he may
be lying to us to further out cause, so residents of Atlasia all I
can say is that before casting your ballot, make sure who you
know who you really are voting for.

Thank you for your extremely biased and completely misleading anti Winfield campaign ad.

As a newspaperman, you of all people should know that campaigns release details of their platforms in stages, not in one all encompassing monologue.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2013, 11:59:30 am »
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Is electing Winfield a threat to out national stability?

Just who is Winfield and why does he want to be president? And if we elect him, what will stop his crazy ways?

If his recent respond to the Weekly News is any indication, one may assume Winfield has gone crazy. His un-provoked attack on our paper for outing his flawed campaign has clearly shown he cannot take criticism, and when as an elected official you're a criticized from all angles one must wonder is he really fit to lead us?

And one must wonder if taking such an aggressive approach what must his foreign policy be like!? But who would know, it's not like he's prepared to tell us.

more to come later.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2013, 12:06:39 pm »
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Is Kim Kardashian a potential presidential candidate?

Kim Kardashian the millionaire influential business women with millions of Twitter followers and Facebook fans could be our next president. Source close to the celebrity have been making noises that she may run believing she will best lead the nation through it's economic troubles, and when considering she's been so successful in her business ventures I'd almost suggest she may be just what the doctor ordered.

However such a campaign would obviously be extremely scandalous, from her infamous sextape which is now regarded as one of the most watched internet videos to her disaster 72 day marriage to Kris Humpheries we must wonder what a Kardashian presidency would look like.

And then we must consider what would she run on, is she a conservative, a liberal, a libertarian or just a plain centrist. One things for sure is that if we've learnt anything from her show is that she supports gay rights and likes to wear furs. None the less, it'd make for a interesting campaign.



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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2013, 12:18:46 pm »
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So now the senators want to eat my dogs?



The new Freedom to Eat Act will be a disaster for all dog owners as it provides no assurances those that eat neighbors pets will be charged. The act is a repeal of laws that protect dogs from being eaten, while we should be able to eat dogs just like we eat cows and sheep this bill fails in protecting my pet dog and makes no not of differentiating between a pet and between livestock. So it has me wondering, if the senate can't protect my pet what can they do?
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2013, 12:20:32 pm »
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I believe your pet would be your property, and thus your crazy neighbors would at least be thieves for doing so.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2013, 12:47:12 pm »
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I love this. Pray let it continue.
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2013, 02:07:03 pm »
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Cattle rustling is a capital offense and frequently resulted in lynching in much of the West; I believe it's still on the books in the state of Texas. Hell, we once fought a war cause of cattle rustling.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2013, 04:57:01 pm »
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Trash rag scandal sheet.
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2013, 06:32:08 pm »
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Don't worry, Winfield is getting nowhere near winning. John would never want this and we all know victory of Engleism is historical inevitability.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2013, 06:32:44 pm »
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These hideous personal attacks on our candidacy should not be tolerated.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2013, 06:33:52 pm »
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These hideous personal attacks on our candidacy should not be tolerated.

And what are you going to do with this? Tell the principal?
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2013, 06:48:27 pm »
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Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen?


Winfield and his puppy are little Simfan are a little scared, they've been exposed as the indecent crooks that they are. They think they can intimidate whoever they like and expect them to keel over for them. Well, honey I've got some news for you.

No one, not even the president can intimidate me into stopping the truth! VOTES BE AWARE voting for a WINFIELD/SIMFAN ticket is just like voting for a HITLER/GADDAFI ticket, it's just wrong. These men can't face the facts that they're wrong for our great nation, if their recent statements are anything to go by, they're insecure, rude, arrogant men who are out of touch with the issues at hand.
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2013, 06:57:01 pm »
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I must say, this is about the best damned paper I've seen in Atlasia since I read the last issue of The People's Paper.
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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2013, 06:58:02 pm »
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I must say, this is about the best damned paper I've seen in Atlasia since I read the last issue of The People's Paper.

I miss Simfan's paper...
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I will stay home in this next election if we do not have a conservative tea party patriot. I have had enough RINOS
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2013, 07:01:14 pm »
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[/center]. Use it. It goes after the title.
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2013, 09:40:40 pm »
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We will just laugh at this pompous little paranoid jerk wannabe journalist as he spews his obvious intolerance and hatred for democracy, while at the same time he demonstrates his clear ignorance and stupidity.

He's like a pesky little fly really, or maybe more like a disgusting cockroach living in dark, dank corners, in filthy, dilapidated buildings, which would explain his psychotic behavior.

   
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2013, 09:54:27 pm »
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I must say, this is about the best damned paper I've seen in Atlasia since I read the last issue of The People's Paper.

This doesn't hold a candle to Our paper. We really need to publish a new issue pronto. The paper wars with JBrase didn't last very long.
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2013, 07:36:27 am »
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*NOW HIRING*

The Weekly News is looking to hire at least two people to write opinion pieces, sign up via a PM. Also, I will take into account the quality of your grammar, spelling and what-not from previous postings.

Cheers, your editor.
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2013, 07:38:31 am »
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*NOW HIRING*

The Weekly News is looking to hire at least two people to write opinion pieces, sign up via a PM. Also, I will take into account the quality of your grammar, spelling and what-not from previous postings.

Cheers, your editor.


I support you mainly for making the laborinth no longer the tabloid of atlasia, you have officially gotten that role.
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2013, 08:46:37 am »
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Announcement

We, the staff and crew of the Weekly News are pleased to announce a new editor by the name of    Kalwejt will be joining us effective immediately. The hiring of Kalwejt was an easy decision as a former office holder of countless positions throughout Atlasia he'll provide the investigative qualities needed to make a great reporter and discoverer  of corruption and greed. We welcome you to our team.
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2013, 10:59:24 am »
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PLEASE, DON'T LET THE SENATORS EAT US!

DEAR SENATORS, IF YOU HAVE A HEART YOU WILL VOTE NAY ON THE FREEDOM TO EAT ACT

PAID FOR BY THE ANIMAL FREEDOM FRONT
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« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2013, 11:05:36 am »
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I must say, this is about the best damned paper I've seen in Atlasia since I read the last issue of The People's Paper.

You weren't around for the Rag. That was Atlasia's best paper.
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PLEASE, DON'T LET THE SENATORS EAT US!

DEAR SENATORS, IF YOU HAVE A HEART YOU WILL VOTE NAY ON THE FREEDOM TO EAT ACT

PAID FOR BY THE PIG CRUELTY FRONT








and the massacre of these are perfectly legal and fine morally, but it happens to a dog, HORRIBLE< IMMORAL!
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