The Weekly News

[Knives]

Welcome to the Weekly News a free online opinion column that'll ensure the citizens of Atlasia know what is going on in their nation and region, to ensure no wrongdoing is done by their elected officials or fellow citizens, to ensure they have an equal voice and to make sure we uphold what our great nation was founded on, that we are all free and equal.

[Knives]

7/1/2013

While it's fair to say the announcement from
Winfield proclaiming his candidacy is welcome,
we have to wonder what exactly he stands for?
In his opening address
we see him proclaiming if you've got problems,
he'll address them
but he never explains how he'll fix them
and by doing so how it
will affect our budget.
Which would make me assume he may
be lying to us to further out cause, so residents of Atlasia all I
can say is that before casting your ballot, make sure who you
know who you really are voting for.

[Knives]

7/1/2003

Is electing Winfield a threat to out national stability?

Just who is Winfield and why does he want to be president? And if we elect him, what will stop his crazy ways?

If his recent respond to the Weekly News is any indication, one may assume Winfield has gone crazy. His un-provoked attack on our paper for outing his flawed campaign has clearly shown he cannot take criticism, and when as an elected official you're a criticized from all angles one must wonder is he really fit to lead us?

And one must wonder if taking such an aggressive approach what must his foreign policy be like!? But who would know, it's not like he's prepared to tell us.

more to come later.

[Knives]

Is Kim Kardashian a potential presidential candidate?

Kim Kardashian the millionaire influential business women with millions of Twitter followers and Facebook fans could be our next president. Source close to the celebrity have been making noises that she may run believing she will best lead the nation through it's economic troubles, and when considering she's been so successful in her business ventures I'd almost suggest she may be just what the doctor ordered.

However such a campaign would obviously be extremely scandalous, from her infamous sextape which is now regarded as one of the most watched internet videos to her disaster 72 day marriage to Kris Humpheries we must wonder what a Kardashian presidency would look like.

And then we must consider what would she run on, is she a conservative, a liberal, a libertarian or just a plain centrist. One things for sure is that if we've learnt anything from her show is that she supports gay rights and likes to wear furs. None the less, it'd make for a interesting campaign.

[Knives]

So now the senators want to eat my dogs?



The new Freedom to Eat Act will be a disaster for all dog owners as it provides no assurances those that eat neighbors pets will be charged. The act is a repeal of laws that protect dogs from being eaten, while we should be able to eat dogs just like we eat cows and sheep this bill fails in protecting my pet dog and makes no not of differentiating between a pet and between livestock. So it has me wondering, if the senate can't protect my pet what can they do?