The Onion gets a little too close to reality once again

[Jordan]

Where is the Ben Roethlisberger one?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Where is the Ben Roethlisberger one?

Google is your friend.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hurricane-sandy-victims-receive-roethlisbergers-se,30315/

[dead0man]

Area Man Outraged His Private Information Being Collected By Someone Other Than Advertisers

Guy Typing In All Caps Supports Edward Snowden


Terrorist Living In U.S. Gets Why NSA Spying Such A Complicated Issue

[King]

The Government Has No Right To Pry Into What Goes On In The Privacy Of Your Home by Ariel Castro

[NewYorkExpress]

Report: Many Iraqis Still Holding Petty Grudge About U.S. Invasion  GOP: ‘We Support Our Nation’s 11 Million Latino Criminals’ Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria  Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill

[dead0man]

Kidnapped Teen Freed, Though Freedom Is Its Own Kind Of Prison, Is It Not?

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[badgate]

Mother Who Forgot To Pay 29-Year-Old Son's Phone Bill Reminded To Really Be Careful About That

Sounds like a girl I went to high school with whose parents footed the bill for her to live in NYC for over a year while she was an "intern" at a PR firm. Or, if you prefer, whose parents footed the bill for her to live in NYC for over a year and do unpaid secretarial work while attempting to live the Sex and the City lifestyle.

You are describing HBO's "Girls"