Bretzelite Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Self explanatory.

[Zanas]

Our first move of order should be to watch every instance of a mistake in the true word "Bretzel". Any person or company that would spell the word beginning with a "P", we should get their address, and go and demonstrate under their windows shouting hateful slogans night and day until the person or leader : a) commits suicide, b) comes clean and spells it right, c) dies of harassment.

Long live Bretzels, long live Bretzelites.

[Franzl]

You are enemies of the worker, and of The People.

[Zanas]

You make a distinction between the worker and the People.

We don't.

You are the enemy.

Tonight we'll be shouting beneath your window. And we'll do it in Japanese too.

[Franzl]

You make a distinction between the worker and the People.

We don't.

You are the enemy.

Tonight we'll be shouting beneath your window. And we'll do it in Japanese too.

The People and workers of Atlasia are united in their struggle against the oppression of the owning class. They are brothers in the same glorious cause.

We true cultural marxists will not allow you to misrepresent the objectively true teachings of marxism-leninism-sibbolethism.

[Zanas]

The workers ARE the People. L'oisif ira loger ailleurs.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

You make a distinction between the worker and the People.

We don't.

You are the enemy.

Tonight we'll be shouting beneath your window. And we'll do it in Japanese too.

The People and workers of Atlasia are united in their struggle against the oppression of the owning class. They are brothers in the same glorious cause.

We true cultural marxists will not allow you to misrepresent the objectively true teachings of marxism-leninism-sibbolethism.

If you continue to hold this attack, We the Bretzelite will have no choice but to forbay anymore of this capitalist assault. You will be banned from this thread under the threat of Nyororo

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

We should hold a Convention.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Oh, good! I presume we are using my banner then?

We should hold a Convention.

I nominate Milwaukee WI/ME as the location.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Oh, good! I presume we are using my banner then?

We should hold a Convention.

I nominate Milwaukee WI/ME as the location.

Seconded.

[Jackson]

You are enemies of the worker, and of The People.

[Velasco]

The only cultural marxist is Groucho. All of you, sibbolethists and bretzelites, are traitors. Long life to the Marx brothers.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

This thread speaks vile revisionist lies.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

The only cultural marxist is Groucho. All of you, sibbolethists and bretzelites, are traitors. Long life to the Marx brothers.

Who said that we are worshipping Karl Marx but not the wonderful comedy of the Marx brothers, no, all Marxs are supported here

[Zanas]

I'm okay with Milwaukee, having had the only big city Socialist mayor of the US and all.

We should put up an agenda, but I don't have the time right now.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Okay, all decisions are done by consensus, our convention will be in Milwaukee, and we need by laws, roles, and endorsements

[Zanas]

As of now, there are several initiatives from across the spectrum that amount to expanding Atlasia as we know it :
- annexing Canada
- annexing Mexico
- annexing Eastern Poland
- several nations in the Pacific joining Atlasia

While imperialism has never been the way of the True Cultural Marxists, that is, the Bretzelite Cultural Marxists, internationalism on the other hand has been. So our Party will endorse those initiative if and only if they are backed by the workers and Bretzel consumers of the aforementioned entities.

On another note, our by-laws shall stand as follows :
1. Every member is Comrade n°5, no difference shall be made between us, united we stand.
2. Membership to the Party result in 2 obligations :
a) Comrade n°5 shall never write "Bretzel" in any other form ever. Especially, a form beginning with "P" shall lead to execution.
b) Comrade n°5 shall contribute 1/7th of his monthly income to the Party for Bretzel buying.
3. The Party is its own Politburo.
4. Every Party meeting shall begin, continue and end by eating Bretzel while listening to the Internationale.
5. Singing the Internationale with a full mouth is forbidden, except if full of Bretzel.
6. Endorsements will only occur for Federal level elections. We as a Party don't believe in a regional level. Endorsements shall be decided in unanimity of enlisted members.
7. Leaving the Party is forbidden. Only by dying or being expelled is it possible.
8. Proselytism is highly encouraged. A member that will come to a meeting bringing a new member shall be offered the biggest Bretzel of that particular meeting.
9. Frogs and Ponies are hereby declared as inherently Bretzelite Cultural Marxist causes.
10. There shall be no tenth by-law, ever.

I suggest to start voting on these by-laws. I, Comrade n°5, vote in favor.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

I, Comrade n°5, vote in favor.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Comrade №5 is also in favour.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Since Comrade №5 is in consensus, the bylaws has passed.

[Zanas]

Nice to see we're making things work here !

Now, will Comrade n°5 please introduce the endorsement vote for the Presidential race ?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Clearly there is no one other than Comrade №5 who could be endorsed.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Still we must vote

[  ]Conrade №5

[Zanas]

[X] Comrade n°5

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

[X] Comrade №5 / Comrade №5 (BCMPA)