Bretzelite Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia

[Zanas]

Our first move of order should be to watch every instance of a mistake in the true word "Bretzel". Any person or company that would spell the word beginning with a "P", we should get their address, and go and demonstrate under their windows shouting hateful slogans night and day until the person or leader : a) commits suicide, b) comes clean and spells it right, c) dies of harassment.

Long live Bretzels, long live Bretzelites.

[Zanas]

You make a distinction between the worker and the People.

We don't.

You are the enemy.

Tonight we'll be shouting beneath your window. And we'll do it in Japanese too.

[Zanas]

The workers ARE the People. L'oisif ira loger ailleurs.

[Zanas]

I'm okay with Milwaukee, having had the only big city Socialist mayor of the US and all.

We should put up an agenda, but I don't have the time right now.

[Zanas]

As of now, there are several initiatives from across the spectrum that amount to expanding Atlasia as we know it :
- annexing Canada
- annexing Mexico
- annexing Eastern Poland
- several nations in the Pacific joining Atlasia

While imperialism has never been the way of the True Cultural Marxists, that is, the Bretzelite Cultural Marxists, internationalism on the other hand has been. So our Party will endorse those initiative if and only if they are backed by the workers and Bretzel consumers of the aforementioned entities.

On another note, our by-laws shall stand as follows :
1. Every member is Comrade n°5, no difference shall be made between us, united we stand.
2. Membership to the Party result in 2 obligations :
a) Comrade n°5 shall never write "Bretzel" in any other form ever. Especially, a form beginning with "P" shall lead to execution.
b) Comrade n°5 shall contribute 1/7th of his monthly income to the Party for Bretzel buying.
3. The Party is its own Politburo.
4. Every Party meeting shall begin, continue and end by eating Bretzel while listening to the Internationale.
5. Singing the Internationale with a full mouth is forbidden, except if full of Bretzel.
6. Endorsements will only occur for Federal level elections. We as a Party don't believe in a regional level. Endorsements shall be decided in unanimity of enlisted members.
7. Leaving the Party is forbidden. Only by dying or being expelled is it possible.
8. Proselytism is highly encouraged. A member that will come to a meeting bringing a new member shall be offered the biggest Bretzel of that particular meeting.
9. Frogs and Ponies are hereby declared as inherently Bretzelite Cultural Marxist causes.
10. There shall be no tenth by-law, ever.

I suggest to start voting on these by-laws. I, Comrade n°5, vote in favor.

[Zanas]

Nice to see we're making things work here !

Now, will Comrade n°5 please introduce the endorsement vote for the Presidential race ?

[Zanas]

[X] Comrade n°5

[Zanas]

It's always good to have contested democratic votes.

Now, to Bretzel eating.

[Zanas]

War is the only possible outcome of what just happened.

Schools are places of learning. We should promote proper spelling. You appear to have misspelled pretzel (don't understand how, b and p aren't close to each other on the keyboard, but whatever). Please fix the legislation to reflect proper spelling.

I am not unmindful that some of you Bretzelite have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest - quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Florida, go back to Florida, go back to Florida, go back to Florida, go back to Florida, go back to the slums and ghettos of the state that dares to host such a foe to our cause, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed, and Bretzel-eating will indeed prevail !

M. SJoyce, you made the wrong choice today. Tonight, the whole troups of the BCMPA will be shouting revenge under your windows, and you won't have any sleep until you are maddened to death or you retract your unwise statement.

[Zanas]

Every now and then, inside the workers' movement, we can be reasonable. This is why the Bretzelite Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia is willing to support Sibboleth and his deviationist yet cousin party the Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia in the current at-large Senate election. 2 meager conditions are needed :
-that Sibboleth or any member of his party write a positive post about bretzels here in this thread,
-and that the support is ratified by the unanimity of Comrades n°5, according to article 6 of our by-laws.

Let's have Bretzels !