SENATE STANDING COMMITTEE: Internal Affairs

[Franzl]

Welcome to internal affairs. Hope you enjoy the ride.

INTERNAL AFFAIRS COMMITTEE

Members:

Franzl, chair
JulioMadrid
Hagrid

The agenda:

Completed items:

Cancelled items:

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

1. This is late
2. I don't see any organized structure to track considerations
3. Where are the members?

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Present.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Franzl, this is patently unacceptable. Get this thing moving, NOW!!!

[Niemeyerite]

Franzl, this is patently unacceptable. Get this thing moving, NOW!!!

Why? Hahaha

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Franzl, this is patently unacceptable. Get this thing moving, NOW!!!

Why? Hahaha

Well I see it as a bit of false advertising to promise an enjoyable ride and then not deliver.

[Franzl]

There is a slight difference between hoping that the ride will be enjoyed, as I did, and promising it will be enjoyable

The former expresses a wish without making a promise...

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Yes, but it implies there is a reasonable chance that you will have an enjoyable ride. Wishing someone has an enjoyable ride on horseback through Death Valley, is kind of cruel and that is basically what you did.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

FRANZL, I AM THROUGH PLAYING GAMES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

WHy did you consent to run for Chair, Franzl? and the same question goes to the members who elected to run for this committee? Why?

[Franzl]

OK, so what do we want to discuss?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

How about debating whether I should roast you on a spit, or deep fry you?

How about examing whether the millions of legislative directives for the SoIA are being enforced and if not, find out why?

Or maybe any number of domestic policy areas of concern?

Any of them taste good at present?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

How about seeing why there was a big skip in the SoIA's activity. You might want to probe into that and find out why?


How about making sure he has a plan to get past directives caught up and adhered to?


How about pursuing legislation to that effect as I described in my speech in New Orleans?


How about you look into why the hell I am giving this committee direction and not your supposed chairman?

How about maybe researching a means to extricate that situation, by any means necessary

HOW ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY SERVES ON THIS GOD DAMN COMMITTEE ACTUALLY START POSTING REPONSES BEFORE I GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE AND SHOW YOU HOW GOKU FELT AFTER HE TELEPORTED CELL TO KING KAIS!!!!! BOOM!!!!!

[Franzl]

Hooligans and trouble makers will not be tolerated here! Please refrain from offensive and/or insulting comments directed toward this committee and/or its members.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

If you are being insulted, then perhaps it is because they people are pissed at the members incompetence. I do believe I hear the ominous sounds of the angry mob coming to haul you away in chains to the block.


chop chop

[Franzl]

In accordance with Section 3, Clause 4 of the resolution creating this committee, I hereby resign my membership.

[Niemeyerite]

In accordance with Section 3, Clause 4 of the resolution creating this committee, I hereby resign my membership.

You didn't need to do that.You've been a great Chairman and member!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

You don't know how much I wish I could concur. Oh boy, I can't tell you how much I want to concur, Julio.


But that 50+pt, red, and bolded text says I can't. I think Franzl agrees hence his decision to leave both the chairmanship nad the committee.

[Napoleon]

It appears I am being "assigned" here.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

It appears I am being "assigned" here.

I wish I could just do that, but I don't think I can. Am I to interpret this as a declaration for the seat (It would be better if it were in the thread Nathan had created titled the "53rd Committee and PPT Thread", where I called for declarations, but its late and I doubt anyone will really care).

[Napoleon]

It appears I am being "assigned" here.

I wish I could just do that, but I don't think I can. Am I to interpret this as a declaration for the seat (It would be better if it were in the thread Nathan had created titled the "53rd Committee and PPT Thread", where I called for declarations, but its late and I doubt anyone will really care).

Yes, I'm declaring.