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[ilikeverin]

Oklahoma

what

[ilikeverin]

Oklahoma

what

Fine

Maxwell
Federalist Party
Tulsa, Elation

Thank you.

Oklahoma

what

This is the Federal Census Bureau. None of this "State of Elation" nonsense. He's registered in OKLAHOMA.

We will consider filing a lawsuit so that our sovereign Midwestern rights are not trampled over.

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Ghost of Tilden
Federalist Party
Oklahoma

Welcome to the Most Serene Region of the Midwest!  *hughughug*   You should know that the state formerly known as "Oklahoma" is known as "Elation".  However, your registration will still count!



Have some cake!

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Wyodon
Liberal Party
Wyoming

Hello, Wyodon, and welcome to the Most Supreme Region of the Midwest! *hughughug*   You should know that the state formerly known as "Wyoming" has been renamed "Amity".  However, your registration still counts.

On behalf of the Most Supreme Homestead Bureau, I'd like to present you with a complimentary cake and complementary yurt:

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windjammer
Liberal Party
Montana

Hello, windjammer, and welcome to the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest!  Due to the Midwest Constitution, the state of Montana has been renamed Wonderment.  However, your registration will still count.  As a part of your time here, we're happy to give you two things.  First, a cake:



And, second, a free yurt!



Please enjoy.

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windjammer
Liberal Party
Montana

Hello, windjammer, and welcome to the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest!  Due to the Midwest Constitution, the state of Montana has been renamed Wonderment.  However, your registration will still count.  As a part of your time here, we're happy to give you two things.  First, a cake:



And, second, a free yurt!



Please enjoy.

I'd like to donate a few cases of styrofoam cups and 5000 lbs of Maxwell House "Econ-O-blend" coffee so that these new midwesterners might get the full experience.

Thank you for your contribution.  These supplies will be duly donated to new arrivals.

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ilikeverin
NM(AM)
Joy

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Windjammer
Labor
Wonderment

Please use the Federally recognized names of the Midwestern states in this thread. You're more than welcome to use the other names in your Region's business and correspondence - I merely ask that you not use them here.

I am afraid I will have to invoke the full wrath of Midwestern law upon you when our criminal statutes are updated.

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ilikeverin
The Bad Party
Joy

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ilikeverin
Transcendental Democrat
Joy

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ilikeverin
Abolitionist Party
Joy