windjammer
Liberal Party
Montana
Hello, windjammer, and welcome to the Most Serene Republic of the Midwest! Due to the Midwest Constitution, the state of Montana has been renamed Wonderment. However, your registration will still count. As a part of your time here, we're happy to give you two things. First, a cake:
And, second, a free yurt!
Please enjoy.
I'd like to donate a few cases of styrofoam cups and 5000 lbs of Maxwell House "Econ-O-blend" coffee so that these new midwesterners might get the full experience.
