Opinion of Conservapedia

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Opinion of the most informative, factually accurate website to hit the internet

[Maxwell]

I stopped when I read about "The Homosexual Agenda"

[fezzyfestoon]

Haha it's pretty great. The atheism page is particularly humorous, I'm sure others are even better.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

The trusworthy encyclopedia.

[Indy Texas]

Kind of like when "A Patriot's History of the United States" got published as a conservative alternative to Howard Zinn's book.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Freedom Site for being hilarious.

[7,052,770]

Funny how a lot of the pages are admitted spoofs by liberals, but the conservatives running the site don't get it.

[Donerail]

Geniuses.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sour_cream

Freedom Site.

[Kitteh]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Sports_Stars

Look at who is between Michael Jones and Ewan Murray

Also,
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_right
and
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_wrong

are hilarious.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Pay close attention to the second sentence in the article. An acquaintance of mine is responsible for this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Burning American Freedom.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_in_animals_myth

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>Implying creation scientists are a credible source

My sides hurt.

Unfortunately, though some of the articles are obvious fakes, the man behind this site is not.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Read through the "Obama's religion" article. So apparently nominating Chuck Hagel is a sign that he's a Muslim. I guess that makes Nebraska the first majority-Muslim state in the country, for electing him.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Sports_Stars

Look at who is between Michael Jones and Ewan Murray

Also,
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_right
and
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_wrong

are hilarious.

LOLOLOLOL

[Blackacre]

I'd like to see a Schlafly senate campaign against Cory Booker in 2014.

[All Along The Watchtower]

Why do conservatives need to create their own facts? Are they that insecure about their ideology's correspondence to reality?

[Oak Hills]

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lol@at that being evidence of Muslim faith.  How dare he pronounce the name of a place the way the locals pronounce it!  And also this:

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Because you have to have studied in the U.S. to be an atheist in Kenya. [/list]

[Oak Hills]

Anybody else find it hilarious that the atheism article claims that the definition of atheism has shifted from "denial of the existence of God" to "lack of belief in God", and that the latter definition is thus incorrect, yet it unquestionably accepts the premise that certain dictatorial regimes that claim to be "Communist" are Communist, despite the fact that Communism as understood in the nineteenth century, the same time the shift in the definition of "atheism" allegedly took place, is completely contradictory to the practices of all "Communist" regimes.  I'm sure it doesn't point out that the modern definition of the word "Communism" in the Western world has nothing to do with the ultimate state of society that Marx and others in the nineteenth century advocated and called "Communism", and early regimes practicing it subscribed to this definition, only claiming to have established "Socialism", which is the penultimate state of society according to Marx.  If anything I have said about Marxism/Communism is incorrect, please do not hesitate to correct me, because I really haven't read that much Marx, I've mostly just read about his theories in Wikipedia.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words

Yes, they are now deciding which words are conservative.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Better yet

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

I also like how Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, among others, have songs on the 'Greatest conservative songs' page. To say nothing of Miles Davis.

ETA: ONE OF THE BOB DYLAN SONGS IS 'UNION SUNDOWN'. THEY LIST 'UNION SUNDOWN' AS A GREAT CONSERVATIVE SONG.
I am having way too much fun with this.

[traininthedistance]

Better yet

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

I also like how Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, among others, have songs on the 'Greatest conservative songs' page. To say nothing of Miles Davis.

ETA: ONE OF THE BOB DYLAN SONGS IS 'UNION SUNDOWN'. THEY LIST 'UNION SUNDOWN' AS A GREAT CONSERVATIVE SONG.
I am having way too much fun with this.

Bob Dylan has obviously written quite a few conservative songs:



And it is not entirely insane to claim that there's always been a little bit of a sub rosa conservative undercurrent in Dylan's work.  Or, at the very least, that he is enough of a masked artificer that the classic protest songs were written to fill a market segment rather than reflect his "real" political leanings.

[Kitteh]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_TV_Shows

Some highlights:

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[TDAS04]

Their article on dinosaurs is hilarious.

[MATTROSE94]

I get a good laugh reading some of the articles on the site once in a while due to the fact that they are so absurd and lack any real logic behind them whatsoever.