OMG SMILIES ARE BACK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
OK, sorry, back to the ad... I hope Bono is still running so I'm not making an ad about nothing
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(Scene: a suburban sidewalk. No cars are on the street...)
The Democratic Republic of Joe Jones (wearing a sign that says 'Democratic Republic of Joe Jones', with a little flag under it): Say, I don't really like the Bono Reforms. Why did he do them again?
The Dictatorship of Bono Clone YZ-29 (wearing a sign that says 'Dictatorship of Bono Clone YZ-29', with another little flag under it): Well, obviously, it's best that everyone is their own country! That way we're all free. Plus we all have our own national anthems!
From the head... to the foot... Bono Clone YZ-29... I like to play shot put!DRJJ: But... you know... it's hard. All the rich people have lots of slaves...
(In the distance a person... sorry, country, named 'The Authoritarian Happy-land of Martha Stewart' walks, occasionally cracking a whip at the slaves in front of her)
...and...
(the two come to a toll station, marked 'The Oligarchy of Lisa Marks')
The Person's Republic of Bob Marks: Pay the toll, please. 2,938,472,384,729,347 Marks bucks.
DBCYZ29: Hmm, I think I have an exchange guide in my pocket here...
(takes out an EXTREMELY thick book)
DBCYZ29: What zip code are we in, again?
PRBM: 289374923847923874-279348723947923874-111118282
DBCYZ29: Oh. Right. Thanks. Umm--
The Big Crushing Thingee Replubik of Bob...: AHAHAHA NEW VICTIM TO GET YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE GET IN BACK OF MY LINE AHAHAHA!
DBCYZ29: Oh, not again.
PRBM: AAAAAAAH!
(screen goes black. in white lettering, this appears: 'Do we really need a state of nature? Vote someone other than Bono.')
paid for by The Latte Liberals Who'd Rather Not Have A State Of Nature, Thanks (TLLWRNHASOF)
