Hide behind the poll: have you ever masturbated?

[Modernity has failed us]

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[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Um... just about everyone has, either intentionally or unintentionally.

[k-onmmunist]

we have a liar already.

[Modernity has failed us]

we have a liar already.

it was me
i was masturbating and hit the wrong option

[Kitteh]

I've met one person in my life who may or may not have masturbated. She is Korean and about 90% fluent in English, for background.

Anyway, a couple of my friends (including her) were hanging out and somehow the subject of masturbation came up. When we mentioned it, she was like "Wait...what's that?". We all started explaining it to her, but she got very uncomfortable and tried to change the subject so we stopped talking about it. We've never talked about it again. So I still don't know whether or not she's never masturbated before, or if she didn't know the English word for it, or what. It was pretty surprising, she never seemed sexually repressed or anything before that.  ¯\(°_o)/¯

[Modernity has failed us]

I've met one person in my life who may or may not have masturbated. She is Korean and about 90% fluent in English, for background.

Anyway, a couple of my friends (including her) were hanging out and somehow the subject of masturbation came up. When we mentioned it, she was like "Wait...what's that?". We all started explaining it to her, but she got very uncomfortable and tried to change the subject so we stopped talking about it. We've never talked about it again. So I still don't know whether or not she's never masturbated before, or if she didn't know the English word for it, or what. It was pretty surprising, she never seemed sexually repressed or anything before that.  ¯\(°_o)/¯

Butbutbut...the internet tells me that Asian girls are the horniest...

[Kitteh]

I've met one person in my life who may or may not have masturbated. She is Korean and about 90% fluent in English, for background.

Anyway, a couple of my friends (including her) were hanging out and somehow the subject of masturbation came up. When we mentioned it, she was like "Wait...what's that?". We all started explaining it to her, but she got very uncomfortable and tried to change the subject so we stopped talking about it. We've never talked about it again. So I still don't know whether or not she's never masturbated before, or if she didn't know the English word for it, or what. It was pretty surprising, she never seemed sexually repressed or anything before that.  ¯\(°_o)/¯

Butbutbut...the internet tells me that Asian girls are the horniest...

Possibly, but she's a lesbian, so you've got no chance regardless ;p

[Modernity has failed us]

I thought lesbians masturbated more than straights?

[Kitteh]

I thought lesbians masturbated more than straights?

Possibly true, and like I said there was no indication that she was sexually repressed before

My guess is that she just had never heard the English word for it before (Korean is her native language and she's mostly but not entirely fluent in English) so she was embarrassed about her lack of English skills, not masturbation.

I just tell the story because she is the only person I have ever been even the tiniest bit unsure masturbated

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I see we have two eunicks.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I assume most people you meet don't start randomly talking to you about masturbation.

[Napoleon]

we have a liar already.

it was me
i was masturbating and hit the wrong option

XD

[Kitteh]

I assume most people you meet don't start randomly talking to you about masturbation.

I guess I just hang around weird people.

Actually, yes, I'm very sure that is the case.

[Tender Branson]

I masturbate about every day. Sometimes more than once a day.

[Хahar 🤔]

I can't say the idea appeals to me at all. If I wanted to squeeze a pierogi until it burst and its innards started oozing out, I would do that.

[tik 🪀✨]

If I wanted to squeeze a pierogi until it burst and its innards started oozing out, I would do that.

I just came. Thanks, buddy!

[dead0man]

I can't say the idea appeals to me at all. If I wanted to squeeze a pierogi until it burst and its innards started oozing out, I would do that.

How do you sleep?  If it was an "action" less day, it's the last think I do before sleep.  Unless I'm sick or very tired, it....or something else, is gonna happen at least once.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Masturbation is for communists.

[opebo]

Masturbation is for communists.

Well, really if the poonanny were shared equally (either equally or according to the greatest need), there really wouldn't be much need for masturbation.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I thought lesbians masturbated more than straights?

Possibly true, and like I said there was no indication that she was sexually repressed before

My guess is that she just had never heard the English word for it before (Korean is her native language and she's mostly but not entirely fluent in English) so she was embarrassed about her lack of English skills, not masturbation.

I just tell the story because she is the only person I have ever been even the tiniest bit unsure masturbated

She probably hasn't, since she's a she, and women don't do that.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I thought lesbians masturbated more than straights?

Possibly true, and like I said there was no indication that she was sexually repressed before

My guess is that she just had never heard the English word for it before (Korean is her native language and she's mostly but not entirely fluent in English) so she was embarrassed about her lack of English skills, not masturbation.

I just tell the story because she is the only person I have ever been even the tiniest bit unsure masturbated

She probably hasn't, since she's a she, and women don't do that.

LOL

[minionofmidas]

What's a "blashpemy" and where can I get one?

[Modernity has failed us]

What's a "blashpemy" and where can I get one?

The Catholic Church might be able to explain it.

Interpret that as you will.