Well, I mean you could say
"Surely they aren't that stupid to run a communistic regime in the 21st century?"
"Surely they aren't that stupid to choose guns over butter?"
"Surely they aren't that stupid to starve their own people?"
And yet they are. And yet they are.
WOULD YOU PLEASE CALM THE HELL DOWN?!... Yeah, you're really sending off calm vibes there, dude.
This is not "every sensationalistic news story." If I were worried about everything North Korea said, I would have been worried years ago. Generally I've ignored them until now. The problem now is that this is worse than it's ever been. Furthermore, the trajectory of North Korea has been downward for over 10 years ago; which is practically my entire life of being aware of these things.
True, but that's a bit of a logical circle. If they had done something that jeopardized the survival of the regime already, the only real proof of it would have been the regime no longer existing. My only point is that they don't think the way we do and to think that they do is a mistake. Everyone seems to just be dismissing NK's actions at an attempt at 'bargaining' or 'blackmail' for Western material concessions. But think about it this way: If what they were after was material concessions from the West, why not follow the Chinese path of opening and reform years ago? There would be plenty of Western multinationals with no scruples willing to pour money into North Korea. So isn't something missing from that theory, then?