Gohmert warns that radical Islamists "act Hispanic"

[Miles]

but does this make it into the top 5 of crazy Gohmert proclamations?

Certainly not as crazy as his "terror babies"

This actually just builds on one of the conspiracies that he and Sue Myrick were peddling a few years ago about Iran working with Venezuala to infiltrate the USA.

[Sol]

Sue Myrick!?!?!

[Miles]

Sue Myrick!?!?!

She was always very anti-Islam.

[Vosem]

I speak decent Spanish and I have the right skin color. I think I could pass as Hispanic.

I could pass as a mute Hispanic...my accent when I speak Spanish is supposed to be very distinctive.

[Indy Texas]

I wouldn't worry too much. Apparently al-Qaeda is using the same makeup artist Mitt Romney did when he tried to look Hispanic.


And they couldn't find a dialect coach so they're relying on finding old Speedy Gonzalez cartoons on YouTube. In other words, the only people they'll fool are...people like Louie Gohmert.

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Republicans aren't very good at telling Hispanics from Asians, either. Here's their Latino outreach site last year. Needless to say, their Hispanic outreach isn't going very well.

[DINGO Joe]

Radical Islamists should learn to act like "redneck Texans".  That way they can carry whatever weapons they want and they won't create any suspicions.

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Radical Islamists should learn to act like "redneck Texans".  That way they can carry whatever weapons they want and they won't create any suspicions.

Then, you can be a "patriot" rather than a terrorist when you make comments like

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[Ban my account ffs!]

Louie and Shelly, sitting in a tree... conspiracy theory OH EM GEE!

Of course when I say Shelly you know exactly who I mean.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Whoever votes for this man is a bigot and an idiot, no ifs or butts. 

[Lief 🗽]

This guy really erodes ones faith in democratic government.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I just asked my pal Guillermo how I could act more Hispanic other than learning Spanish, and he said eat a lot of beans (frijoles) and you will smell like a Mexican, and that should be more than sufficient. So now we know what the cirriculum is, in case anyone was wondering. That is all for now.

But with all of your brown servants  you should not need to ask Memo this question.  It should be self-evident.