Is masturbation immoral?

[opebo]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States.  

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

[??????????]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States. 

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

Sure! I know plenty of old rednecks that mess around with black girls. And they catch no grief from anyone for it.

[opebo]

I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States. 

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

Sure! I know plenty of old rednecks that mess around with black girls. And they catch no grief from anyone for it.

I'd probably just end up getting killed.  That's the great thing about Asia - one can pursue this hobby in a nearly crime-free environment.

[minionofmidas]

Er...States...Opebo...hello??? Store is no redneck? He's a Black man?

[NHPolitico]

Masturbation isn't immoral. It's sex without any risk of STD, and sex anytime you want it.  Yea for masturbation!  It's also healthy. It flushes poisons out of you (I'm not sh!tting you-- doctors have studied it)

Masturbation protects against prostate cancer: study

[opebo]

Er...States...Opebo...hello??? Store is no redneck? He's a Black man?

Oh, I had no idea!  I tend to assume that Republicans are white, because nearly all are.

[angus]

It flushes poisons out of you

I hear leaches work pretty well too.

[Jake]

It flushes poisons out of you

I hear leaches work pretty well too.

don't combine the two though

[Rob]

It flushes poisons out of you

I hear leaches work pretty well too.

don't combine the two though

Might make an interesting fetish, though

[Vincent]

You guys have ruined a great thread with all this arguing over communism in Afghanistan.  What does that have to do with choking the chicken (or bopping the baloney, etc.).

How many euphemisms can we come up with for the act of sexual self-stimulation.  I just came up with two.

Wikipedia lists
"writing to your congressman"

Intresting.

[Jake]

bump for a great thread

[dazzleman]

Jake, did you bump this because I mentioned it in the "funniest post" thread?  If so, thanks.

[Jake]

Sure did, here's the exchange

Question for me is 2-3 times a day immoral?  Or how many times before I get "blue balls?"

Whacking off doesn't give you blue balls, man.  Blue balls come from continued sexual excitement without release.  In other words, if you were getting woodies for a long time without release, that would lead to blue balls.  Masturbation prevents blue balls.

Have fun.

I had a little trouble at a YDA fundraiser the other night!   Some young ladies there from various staffs were quite delicious.

Dude, if you're getting blue balls at work, you must either (a) be working with a bunch of unbelievably attractive women; or (b) need to get laid a lot more often.  Probably (b).

Man, you're really making me laugh tonight.  It's great to be 21 and have a flag that salutes almost anything on a moment's notice.

What's really funny is when you have a woody that won't go down, and you need to get up and walk around for some reason.  It's not so noticeable when a guy is sitting, but it becomes painfully obvious when he gets up.  This happened to me not too long ago on the train on the way to work.  An attractive woman sat near me, and I got a woody that would not go down.  The train arrived at its destination, and I had to get up.  Luckily, it went down right before that.  Ah, the pitfalls of being a man.

[dazzleman]

Pretty funny stuff, if I do say so myself.  I'm glad you found it humorous, Jake.  Thanks for retrieving it.  I thought it might have gotten deleted for some reason.

[Nation]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

[Rob]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

[Nation]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

[Rob]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

That's hilarious . I hate those ads.

[Jake]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

hahaha

[dazzleman]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

Dude, that's too funny to make up.  It has to be true.  You make me wish I were back in college.

[??????????]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

OMFG ahahahhahaha, sounds like my luck!

[Richard]

You have no idea how greatly it disturbs one's roommates to take picture of yourself naked on their bed and then print it off and give it to them.

[TeePee4Prez]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

*bump*

I actually GOT CAUGHT in a college dorm before.  This was WAAAy back in the Fall of 1998.  I thought my roommate had a class, but he cut it to meet some girl whom he actually brought back to the dorm.  Damn was I ever embarassed.  The prissy girl was like "I think I better be going."

[dazzleman]

Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

*bump*

I actually GOT CAUGHT in a college dorm before.  This was WAAAy back in the Fall of 1998.  I thought my roommate had a class, but he cut it to meet some girl whom he actually brought back to the dorm.  Damn was I ever embarassed.  The prissy girl was like "I think I better be going."

Hilarious.  Did you see her around campus after that?

[TexasPatriot2024]

No, thats my only answer