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« Reply #175 on: April 19, 2005, 01:42:57 AM »
No.  If it is, then I'm going to hell for sure!!!   
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« Reply #176 on: April 19, 2005, 03:08:38 AM »
« Edited: April 19, 2005, 03:11:01 AM by Flyers2006 »
Quote from: dazzleman on April 18, 2005, 08:44:55 PM
Quote from: Flyers2006 on April 18, 2005, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: Nation on April 03, 2005, 11:16:14 PM
Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

*bump*

I actually GOT CAUGHT in a college dorm before.  This was WAAAy back in the Fall of 1998.  I thought my roommate had a class, but he cut it to meet some girl whom he actually brought back to the dorm.  Damn was I ever embarassed.  The prissy girl was like "I think I better be going."

Hilarious.  Did you see her around campus after that?

Yes, but she consistently gave me dirty looks.  Funny she actually attended another Philly area Catholic high school (Arch. Carroll IIRC) and was one of the few that actually attended Sunday Mass, seemed like a stuffy girl, but was quite a hot redhead.
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« Reply #177 on: April 19, 2005, 06:00:32 AM »
I will be returning to the US in a month!  Lets hope I haven't forgotten how!!! Wink
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« Reply #178 on: April 20, 2005, 02:48:45 PM »
It's immoral according to the Bible, but it's sure as hell fine with me.
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« Reply #179 on: April 20, 2005, 02:53:06 PM »
Really?
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« Reply #180 on: April 20, 2005, 02:56:33 PM »

Yeah, the Sin of Onan and whatnot.  "Spilling one's seed"
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« Reply #181 on: July 31, 2005, 06:17:18 PM »
*bump*

Classic thread!
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« Reply #182 on: July 31, 2005, 07:48:16 PM »

This was a "whacky" thread.
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« Reply #183 on: July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM »
Maybe I should tell my 8th grade boner story.  Well in 8th grade music class we had this horrible teacher so I was dosing off and looking up another girl's dress and she was wearing boxer shorts with no panties so it was quite easy to see her P!$$y.  Needless to say I got quite "firm".  Because the class didn't care, the teacher made us stand up.  Well, to make a long story short the class laughed at me because I had trouble keeping it down.
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« Reply #184 on: July 31, 2005, 08:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM
Maybe I should tell my 8th grade boner story.  Well in 8th grade music class we had this horrible teacher so I was dosing off and looking up another girl's dress and she was wearing boxer shorts with no panties so it was quite easy to see her P!$$y.  Needless to say I got quite "firm".  Because the class didn't care, the teacher made us stand up.  Well, to make a long story short the class laughed at me because I had trouble keeping it down.
what a coincidence! i didnt want to sleep tonight, and you just solved my problem! thanks! Tongue
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« Reply #185 on: July 31, 2005, 08:19:30 PM »
Quote from: LiberalPA on July 31, 2005, 08:17:02 PM
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM
Maybe I should tell my 8th grade boner story.  Well in 8th grade music class we had this horrible teacher so I was dosing off and looking up another girl's dress and she was wearing boxer shorts with no panties so it was quite easy to see her P!$$y.  Needless to say I got quite "firm".  Because the class didn't care, the teacher made us stand up.  Well, to make a long story short the class laughed at me because I had trouble keeping it down.
what a coincidence! i didnt want to sleep tonight, and you just solved my problem! thanks! Tongue

I know this was 12 years ago for me, but it was quite a funny story and topic related. 

How did I solve your problem?
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« Reply #186 on: July 31, 2005, 08:25:51 PM »
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: LiberalPA on July 31, 2005, 08:17:02 PM
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM
Maybe I should tell my 8th grade boner story.  Well in 8th grade music class we had this horrible teacher so I was dosing off and looking up another girl's dress and she was wearing boxer shorts with no panties so it was quite easy to see her P!$$y.  Needless to say I got quite "firm".  Because the class didn't care, the teacher made us stand up.  Well, to make a long story short the class laughed at me because I had trouble keeping it down.
what a coincidence! i didnt want to sleep tonight, and you just solved my problem! thanks! Tongue

I know this was 12 years ago for me, but it was quite a funny story and topic related. 

How did I solve your problem?
now i cant sleep tonight. ill be stuck with that thought in my head all night.
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« Reply #187 on: July 31, 2005, 08:28:19 PM »

This thread should be a "sticky" LOL I AM HUMOROUS
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« Reply #188 on: July 31, 2005, 08:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM
Needless to say I got quite "firm". 

Too funny. I look forward to this one appearing in a few signatures...
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« Reply #189 on: July 31, 2005, 10:04:06 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 31, 2005, 08:56:42 PM
Quote from: Flyers2006 on July 31, 2005, 08:13:51 PM
Needless to say I got quite "firm". 

Too funny. I look forward to this one appearing in a few signatures...

Jake always finds a way!  And by the way he paraphrased it incorrectly.
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« Reply #190 on: August 01, 2005, 02:27:05 AM »
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« Reply #191 on: August 01, 2005, 03:34:02 AM »

The sin of Onan was not impregnate his wife to give his brother a descendancy.
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« Reply #192 on: August 01, 2005, 12:29:17 PM »
Nope i play with myself on the odd occasion.
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« Reply #193 on: August 01, 2005, 12:46:44 PM »

That's good of you to admit that.  Isn't masturbation healthy?
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« Reply #194 on: August 01, 2005, 01:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Governor Bono on August 01, 2005, 03:34:02 AM

The sin of Onan was not impregnate his wife to give his brother a descendancy.

Quoting this because no one notices the last post of a page.
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« Reply #195 on: August 01, 2005, 01:52:59 PM »
The funny thing about this topic is that, just 50 years ago, everyone would have said "yes."

I may have said it before, but it bears repeating: Hatred of masturbation was the only thing Jean-Jacques Rousseau and the Catholic Church agreed on in the Enlightenment.
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« Reply #196 on: August 01, 2005, 02:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Governor Bono on August 01, 2005, 01:05:46 PM
Quote from: Governor Bono on August 01, 2005, 03:34:02 AM

The sin of Onan was not impregnate his wife to give his brother a descendancy.

Quoting this because no one notices the last post of a page.
The precise verses from Genesis are:

"And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."

One could interpret "the thing which he did" in different ways.
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« Reply #197 on: August 01, 2005, 02:17:53 PM »
Yes...but not as masturbation. At most, one could interpret that God hates Coitus Interruptus.
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« Reply #198 on: August 01, 2005, 02:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Freedom Hater on August 01, 2005, 02:17:53 PM
At most, one could interpret that God hates Coitus Interruptus.
One could interpret the act of "spilling one's seed" to generally be contrary to the divine will.
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« Reply #199 on: August 01, 2005, 02:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Emsworth on August 01, 2005, 02:18:57 PM
Quote from: Freedom Hater on August 01, 2005, 02:17:53 PM
At most, one could interpret that God hates Coitus Interruptus.
One could interpret the act of "spilling one's seed" to generally be contrary to the divine will.
Only if you spill it in the ground though. God doesn't object to a Kleenex. Cheesy
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