Is masturbation immoral?

[Democratic Hawk]

No

Dave

[Jake]

Question for me is 2-3 times a day immoral?  Or how many times before I get "blue balls?"

Best. Post. Ever.

[TeePee4Prez]

Question for me is 2-3 times a day immoral?  Or how many times before I get "blue balls?"

Best. Post. Ever.

Why thank you.  Some of this stuff is hilarious.

[Tender Branson]

No, LOL

[adam]

Not at all. It's actually quite healthy.

[opebo]

Not immoral, but it is a sign of an ill-functioning society if men cannot get sex when they want it.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

It's funny I'm a liberal - to anyone who thinks having one off the wrist is immoral... I'm already going to hell.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Not at all. It's actually quite healthy.

[afleitch]

Not at all. It's actually quite healthy.

And good for a healthy prostate

But lets be honest, people do it because it feels good end of story.

[Virginian87]

No.

I would encourage it as a healthy alternative to sex.  It's a good way to practice abstinence.

[adam]

Not at all. It's actually quite healthy.

And good for a healthy prostate

But lets be honest, people do it because it feels good end of story.

Well duh!

[Gabu]

Not at all. It's actually quite healthy.

And good for a healthy prostate

But lets be honest, people do it because it feels good end of story.

Well duh!

Never hurts to learn that something you enjoy improves your life, though.  Kind of different than most things teenagers and young adults enjoy.

[MaC]

Not immoral, but it is a sign of an ill-functioning society if men cannot get sex when they want it.

Even so-if you were able to get sex whenever you want, would you stop masturbating?

I doubt anyone really would.

[NewFederalist]

Even so-if you were able to get sex whenever you want, would you stop masturbating?

I doubt anyone really would.

Really? Do you REALLY believe that? If you do then masturbation has really gotten out of hand!

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Indoctrinating Christian "values" into young people is immoral.

[angus]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

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there.  That's better, now where were we.  Oh, yeah, is masturbation immoral?  well, I figure if you're a Jew and you're trying to populate the earth with Jews, then it make sense to write a book, oh, let's call it Leviticus just for the hell of it, and tell folks not to "...spill their seed on the ground..."  since spilling one's seed means you're not taking out your lustful aggression on women folk like a good progenitor would.  Remember, that's the same book that has admonitions against eating pigs.  Now, a pig's a damn tasty animal.  Pork tastes as good as jacking off feels.  I enjoy both.  immensely.  But if you're in a time before refridgeration and in a warm climate, and you're looking to keep the tribe intact, you're better off making holy laws against eating pigs.  Same reason.  Do what it takes to keep the tribe healthy and repopulating at a good clip.  And that's not to pick on Jews, as it would be the same for Muslims, Zoroastrians, Buddhists, pretty much anyone whose goal is to bring about a larger population.  anyway, from the standpoint of a group of nomads who lived 3700 years ago in the levant and wanted a larger group of like-minded people, yeah, it's pretty goddamned immoral since it makes you just a bit lazy and takes away your horniness that is the thing the tribe needs if you're going to produce more  of your own.

Hey, in your sig, that darkest red huge county in the far north of your state is called Saint Louis County.  My grandparents may have been poor white trash immigrants from Europe, but my parents were born right here in the USA.  Both of them in Saint Louis County, Minnesota, in fact.  And pretty much all my extended family, all nine of my father's siblings and my cousins on that side, and all seven of my mother's siblings and my cousins on that side, are Democrats (all except me and my uncle Ronnie from San Jose CA, that is)  Well, anyway, I'm not surprised to see that Saint Louis County is Deep Democrat country.  Edge of the known universe, that place.  Isolated.  Big bears, lots of snow, and my parents never even heard the word Republican till they were 18.  Or so they claim.  It's all about huntin', fishin', joinin' the union, and pushing for socialized medicine and welfare in that part of the USA.  Interesting to see it on a map like that, though. 

[dazzleman]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

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Hah, make sure you clean off your keyboard, buddy.

Here's a question -- Have any of your guys either masturbated or been 'pleasured' while driving a car?

[angus]

Didn't I tell you the story of being pulled over in Sandusky, Ohio for driving too slow?  Seriously.  I'd been driving about ten miles per hours, or fluctuating between maybe ten and fifteen and swerving, though I wasn't paying attention to the speed.  Cop behind me was though.  And pulled us over.  It was at night, and his bright lights gave enough illumination for him to see what must have looked to him like a chick's head coming up out of the driver's lap.  Of course my own perception was hey, baby, ohmanthisfeelsgoodlalalalala--ohshït, there's a cop behind us.  flashing red and blue.  oh ffck.  get up.  be cool.  dammit.  be cool.  damn, I was almost there.  just be cool.  and let me do the talking.  be cool.

he was okay though.  gave us a long talking to.  but ultimately let us go with a stern and well-deserved warning.  I was 17.  She was 19.  Neither of us needed that hassle, and I think he figured we were pretty good kids and need a break.  but a we also needed some good advice. 

[TeePee4Prez]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

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Hah, make sure you clean off your keyboard, buddy.

Here's a question -- Have any of your guys either masturbated or been 'pleasured' while driving a car?

While in a car I have been "pleasured", but not while driving.

[dazzleman]

Didn't I tell you the story of being pulled over in Sandusky, Ohio for driving too slow?  Seriously.  I'd been driving about ten miles per hours, or fluctuating between maybe ten and fifteen and swerving, though I wasn't paying attention to the speed.  Cop behind me was though.  And pulled us over.  It was at night, and his bright lights gave enough illumination for him to see what must have looked to him like a chick's head coming up out of the driver's lap.  Of course my own perception was hey, baby, ohmanthisfeelsgoodlalalalala--ohshït, there's a cop behind us.  flashing red and blue.  oh ffck.  get up.  be cool.  dammit.  be cool.  damn, I was almost there.  just be cool.  and let me do the talking.  be cool.

he was okay though.  gave us a long talking to.  but ultimately let us go with a stern and well-deserved warning.  I was 17.  She was 19.  Neither of us needed that hassle, and I think he figured we were pretty good kids and need a break.  but a we also needed some good advice. 

Dude, you never told me that story before.  Another good one from the angus archives...

Not to be too graphic, but when the organ was all swelled up, how did you get it back into its container before the cop got to the car?  Or did you just have the trouser snake hanging out the front door and saluting when he walked up to the car?

[dazzleman]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

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Hah, make sure you clean off your keyboard, buddy.

Here's a question -- Have any of your guys either masturbated or been 'pleasured' while driving a car?

While in a car I have been "pleasured", but not while driving.

Hah, it's best while driving, but it's not bad as a passenger either.  What was the guy's name?  [Sorry dude, I just couldn't resist that one...]

[TeePee4Prez]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

...

 

Hah, make sure you clean off your keyboard, buddy.

Here's a question -- Have any of your guys either masturbated or been 'pleasured' while driving a car?

While in a car I have been "pleasured", but not while driving.

Hah, it's best while driving, but it's not bad as a passenger either.  What was the guy's name?  [Sorry dude, I just couldn't resist that one...]

Was actually the 30 year old teacher in a parking lot behind a bar in Bucks County.

[dazzleman]

I'm just curious if there is actually anyone here who honestly thinks this.

an oldie but a goodie.  I'd answer but it's too difficult to type with one hand.  Gimme a few minutes and I'll have both hands free.

...

 

Hah, make sure you clean off your keyboard, buddy.

Here's a question -- Have any of your guys either masturbated or been 'pleasured' while driving a car?

While in a car I have been "pleasured", but not while driving.

Hah, it's best while driving, but it's not bad as a passenger either.  What was the guy's name?  [Sorry dude, I just couldn't resist that one...]

Was actually the 30 year old teacher in a parking lot behind a bar in Bucks County.

Ah, I remember that story now.  Pretty good stuff.