H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2014, 11:07:12 PM » |
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the greatest nation that ever lived. And we're done:
My fellow Americans and Ron Paul,
Four score and seven years ago at an Illinois waste management facility where no one heard of Gettysburg, our fear-mongers bought forks on sale, and a new reality, called Ingress, entered the state of North Dakota, twirling, always twirling towards freedom and dedicated to propagating moshing among farmers, who are created equal. Now we are awaiting the next Dudefest, where gay ponies are ridden into battle lead by Russ Powers of Oklahoma, the biggest FF of them all. Russ Powers of Oklahoma will someday have a brief relaxation, and then went to see Commander Cody at Trafalgar in his time machine. We the people of the United States don't give a f[inks] about emoviolence or shows in the suburbs or Alan Grayson, who is quite an @$$hole, thank you very much. Granted, the brave men, living and watching cartoons all day long, are tedious under the hot Orlando sun are a heart and soul of the greatest nation that ever lived.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America. Now it's off to the theater, Mary Todd!
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