Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

If I can get into exercising, I'll be doing even better.

Jeff, I'll probably get into a man before you get into exercising.

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Did every pastor in Jokelahama refuse to marry these people that they had to turn to Bushie, and is Bushie licensed to perform weddings?  Why didn't your infamous pastor cousin marry them?

I am licensed to perform weddings.  The couple chose me rather than him.

So am I.

Have you actually gone before the deacons or elders of the church, preached in front of the deacons and other ordained staff at the church, preached to the congregation, been voted on by the congregation, and taken your license down to the court clerk for formalization?

I'm not saying that's how it has to be done, as that's the Southern Baptist procedures, but what I'm saying is I have actually gone through the required process to become an official minister.

Probably not.  Then again, she probably didn't do all of those things and then go steal money from her loved ones so she could fund her porn addiction.

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And Bacon King already wins the thread.  Both for his use of R-MI and because of his sound analysis.

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Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

No but he lied and went to McDonalds. He's fatter than he says.  Nice pic Bushie.  At least your friend is cute.

I did go to McDonald's because there was literally no time for anything else.  No time to cook an honest meal.  I had to eat in a hurry, too, really, because I had to be at the church by 1630 and it was already pushing 1600.  I had a very busy evening and just got home 10 minutes ago.  So, this was one of those instances that a McDonald's trip was justified.  I said I would go to Subway, but there were none that were really convenient for time.  Plus, if I had not gone to McDonald's, I would not have been able to see my friends who are moving to Spokane, Washington in July.

How can someone who spends his time on an Internet forum have "literally no time" for preparing food?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Remember when your friend told you it wasn't simply about calories, but what you ate?

But it's okay. I've given up on your dietary habits. I'm hoping you'll find a lady soon so you can ignore my advice there too. I'm a sucker for punishment.

I'll probably still drop a little weight in the morning because of the calorie deficit.  Myfitnesspal said that for me to lose 1 pound a week, I need to eat 2200 calories.  I only had 2/3 of that.  I know its not just the calories, but I told her on facebook that I do good just focusing on one measurement at first.   Yeah, I shouldn't have had the Double Quarter, but I really didn't have time to do much more than that.

This is your problem.  When you "diet", you focus more on the latest app or your latest doctor instead of focusing on the actual diet.  Yes, calories are important, but if you go around eating 1400 calories of McDonald's every day, that's not that great of an improvement.

It's like you purposefully try to not get it - I think it's just for attention.  Either that or you really just are that forgetful and oblivious to what everyone keeps telling you.

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Did every pastor in Jokelahama refuse to marry these people that they had to turn to Bushie, and is Bushie licensed to perform weddings?  Why didn't your infamous pastor cousin marry them?

I am licensed to perform weddings.  The couple chose me rather than him.

So am I.

Have you actually gone before the deacons or elders of the church, preached in front of the deacons and other ordained staff at the church, preached to the congregation, been voted on by the congregation, and taken your license down to the court clerk for formalization?

I'm not saying that's how it has to be done, as that's the Southern Baptist procedures, but what I'm saying is I have actually gone through the required process to become an official minister.

Probably not.  Then again, she probably didn't do all of those things and then go steal money from her loved ones so she could fund her porn addiction.

Do you have to keep bringing that up and beating me over the head with it?  I mean, my gosh, can't a guy catch a break or does he have to continually be told he's an awful, horrible excuse for a human being?  We all know you're superior to me, but there's no need to gloat.

You're the one who pulled out your religion card and played it against drj101.  I'm just merely pointing out the hypocrisy of your "I'm a good Christian" attitude.  I don't think I'm superior to you; I've never made such a claim.

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Yeah, that's a super lame excuse but we really shouldn't harp on him for it. Obviously McDonald's wasn't the only place he could've gone when crunched for time. He just wanted a double quarter pounder! No need to go any further and he doesn't have to make excuses.

There seem to be a couple Subways close by.  That would've been a healthier alternative.  It'd be nice if he just admitted the real reason he gets McDonald's every day... he wants it; it's not that he "needs" it for time.

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Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

So why didn't you grab Subway or make a salad after church?  You act like your eating habits have to be within a certain timeframe or the world will end.  There are days where I'll go until late at night without eating, and I've survived.  I'm sure you will to.

You completely glossed over my point - why were you bringing up your religious credentials with drj101?  What was the point of that?

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Right. I'd respect him a lot more if he just admitted he wanted a double quarter pounder. I never listen to his excuses because he has one for any and every occasion.

I have an excuse card shop I get them from every day.

And once again, you act like it's a humorous situation.  You're still entrenched in your bad habits and perpetual lying, yet you find it humorous.  And THAT is the reason that you need mental help.  You don't even see that there's anything wrong, and that is the problem.

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Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

So why didn't you grab Subway or make a salad after church?  You act like your eating habits have to be within a certain timeframe or the world will end.  There are days where I'll go until late at night without eating, and I've survived.  I'm sure you will to.

You completely glossed over my point - why were you bringing up your religious credentials with drj101?  What was the point of that?

I don't know why I didn't go to Subway.  Do I have to have a reason for everything?  I don't like salad.  I don't like to eat after a certain time each evening so the food doesn't get stored in my body overnight and turn into fat.  I have eaten real late at night, and I have never felt good the next morning because of it.

Grumps asked if I was actually legally able to officiate weddings.  Drj brought up his credentials and I took it as a mocking of my credentials.  I probably took it the wrong way, but I brought up my credentials and how I got those credentials.  I was really trying to answer both Grumps and Drj in that post.

You don't have to have a reason for everything, but what's the point of the Update if you're just going to lie over and over again?  And come on... you're going to have a lot less fat from eating late night Subway than from eating dinner time McDonald's.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

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Maybe or maybe not. Subway is obviously healthier, but eating tons of carbs late at night will always be stored as fat. I am not sure why Bushie is making that argument though. It's kind of laughable that he's worried about food turning to fat when he just gobbled down a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It's a shame too. I thought we had turned a corner, but then I forgot that Bushie likes to have "cheat days" every other day...

Subway would've been less than half the carbs he had at McDonald's.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

So why didn't you grab Subway or make a salad after church?  You act like your eating habits have to be within a certain timeframe or the world will end.  There are days where I'll go until late at night without eating, and I've survived.  I'm sure you will to.

You completely glossed over my point - why were you bringing up your religious credentials with drj101?  What was the point of that?

I don't know why I didn't go to Subway.  Do I have to have a reason for everything?  I don't like salad.  I don't like to eat after a certain time each evening so the food doesn't get stored in my body overnight and turn into fat.  I have eaten real late at night, and I have never felt good the next morning because of it.

Grumps asked if I was actually legally able to officiate weddings.  Drj brought up his credentials and I took it as a mocking of my credentials.  I probably took it the wrong way, but I brought up my credentials and how I got those credentials.  I was really trying to answer both Grumps and Drj in that post.

You don't have to have a reason for everything, but what's the point of the Update if you're just going to lie over and over again?  And come on... you're going to have a lot less fat from eating late night Subway than from eating dinner time McDonald's.

Subway was not on the route I took today.  I didn't feel like going out of my way, either, and nor did I have time.  Plus, like I said, I would have missed the rendezvous with my dear friends.  That alone made McDonald's the correct decision.  It's not always about physical health.  It's about spiritual, emotional, and mental health, too.  If given the choice between seeing friends or eating healthy, I will choose friends and family EVERY time, bar none.  Relationships and friendships are more important than physical health, IMO.

That doesn't seem right... what McDonald's did you go to?  And come on... now you're stressing the importance of mental health?  That's just a bunch of BS coming from you.

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Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You admitted to having signs of sociopathy.  How is that fine?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Gosh, you spin things so much, Bushie. But we all know you're just hiding behind seeing your friends as justifying your decision to go to McDonalds. You didn't expect to see them there. You just got lucky. You went there with a quarter pounder on your mind and nothing more.

He lies so much that he can't keep track of it.  Minutes ago he said, "I don't know why I didn't go to Subway", and now he's making it sound like McDonald's was an intentional choice to see his friends.

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"Subway was not on the route I took today."

So now a desire to not have to make a left-hand turn constitutes "not on the route"?  Seriously?  Jeff... you're like my grandma.  She makes excuses not to do stuff because it's "too hard".  It started off with silly little things like not wanting to have to make a left hand turn.  10 years later, and now she never leaves her house.  She made it to Christmas this past year, but other than that, unless we visit her (which is hard, as she's a hoarder), we don't see her.  You seem to be getting progressively worse and on that same type of path.  How can you expect to help be an administrator in a freaking orphanage if you can't manage to go across the street to Subway!?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You admitted to having signs of sociopathy.  How is that fine?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You can keep repeating it all you want, but it doesn't make it true.  You're just repeating your conclusion without providing any shred of evidence.  It's not like saying this stops your perpetual lying or has stopped you from conning your parents out of money.

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Jeff, you have admitted to being bipolar.  How can you say, "I am in great mental health.  I'm fine."?  Name one thing I have said that is untrue.  You can't.  Because there is nothing untrue in what I've said.  I'm not giving you a diagnosis.  I'm pointing out that you've admitted to some pretty serious issues that should really get checked out.  And these are issues that YOU have admitted to (other than conning your parents out of money... although I think you know it).

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Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

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Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

I have stopped doing that.  So, that's in my past.  It has no bearing on today.  So, drop that crap.

You stopped for now.  You've also walked in the past.  Your past is clearly not indicative of your future.

You may not suffer from ASPD.  You may not be bipolar.  But you are NOT mentally healthy.  I've never seen someone in such denial over their poor mental health.  I have a schizophrenic aunt, and she's had some rough patches, but she's never gone as long as you without taking action.  The same thing with a bipolar family friend.

Your mental condition and the actions that you take are not just abnormal; they're highly abnormal.  You need help--if not for yourself, then for those that you end up repeatedly hurting.

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Inks, you go out of your way to attempt to show me how horrible a person I am.  I have never claimed to be perfect, but I am not as bad as you continuously accuse me of.  Can you just leave me alone for a bit.  The Update is supposed to be a fun thread, not a ridiculing, throw the book at Jeff thread.

What on earth is fun about this?  The Update is filled with a bunch of trolling and lying from you.  Is that your idea of fun?  If so, take your fun elsewhere or live with the fact that I don't agree that that is "fun".

I'm not saying you are a horrible person.  I've never accused you of anything that you haven't done.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

I have stopped doing that.  So, that's in my past.  It has no bearing on today.  So, drop that crap.

You stopped for now.  You've also walked in the past.  Your past is clearly not indicative of your future.

You may not suffer from ASPD.  You may not be bipolar.  But you are NOT mentally healthy.  I've never seen someone in such denial over their poor mental health.  I have a schizophrenic aunt, and she's had some rough patches, but she's never gone as long as you without taking action.  The same thing with a bipolar family friend.

Your mental condition and the actions that you take are not just abnormal; they're highly abnormal.  You need help--if not for yourself, then for those that you end up repeatedly hurting.

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And now the immature defense mechanism of plugging your ears and yelling "I can't hear you!" has kicked in.  When someone does that, 99.9999% of the time, it means that the person knows that he is wrong, but he is too proud to admit it.

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Jeff, the difference is that I'm actually telling the truth; you're not.

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Jeff, the difference is that I'm actually telling the truth; you're not.

I could go round and round all morning long, but I've got a wedding tonight.

OK... And I've asked you to name one thing I've said that's untrue.  You've avoided that.  So, name one thing I've said that's untrue.  If you'd like, you can even wait until after the wedding.

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Jeff, the difference is that I'm actually telling the truth; you're not.

I could go round and round all morning long, but I've got a wedding tonight.

OK... And I've asked you to name one thing I've said that's untrue.  You've avoided that.  So, name one thing I've said that's untrue.  If you'd like, you can even wait until after the wedding.

For Bushie's sake, I hope he's too hammered to post here coherently after that wedding. He would be if he knew what was good for him.

Well even if he's not, I hopefully will be