Article: How The Human Face Might Look In 100,000 Years

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/human-face-might-look-100-171207969.html

Apparently, we're expected to evolve into orange-skinned anime characters.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Apparently, the anime eyes are going to be an evolutionary adaptation to colonizing Pluto and its neighbors, so I suppose Earth-dwelling humans will be unaffected by this expected development.

[rejectamenta]

At least t-shirts will still be in.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Kawaii des ^__^

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Kawaii des ^__^

「可愛い」ではなくて、「怖い」だと思います。でも、２０ＲＰ１２の意見は勿論２０ＲＰ１２だけのことです。そういう意見を受けることが出来ます。

免責：この日本語はちょっとめちゃくちゃかもしれません。授業が無い季節で、あたしの能力が薄れています。ああ無常。。。！

[batmacumba]

We could also start breeding with the Deep Ones, and get that look already in the next generation.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Kawaii des ^__^

「可愛い」ではなくて、「怖い」だと思います。でも、２０ＲＰ１２の意見は勿論２０ＲＰ１２だけのことです。そういう意見を受けることが出来ます。

免責：この日本語はちょっとめちゃくちゃかもしれません。授業が無い季節で、あたしの能力が薄れています。ああ無常。。。！

That's doin too much

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Kawaii des ^__^

「可愛い」ではなくて、「怖い」だと思います。でも、２０ＲＰ１２の意見は勿論２０ＲＰ１２だけのことです。そういう意見を受けることが出来ます。

免責：この日本語はちょっとめちゃくちゃかもしれません。授業が無い季節で、あたしの能力が薄れています。ああ無常。。。！

That's doin too much

Translation:

'My feeling is that it's not so much 'kawaii' as it is 'kowai' (scary). But, your opinion is your own, of course. You have every right to hold it.

'Disclaimer: This Japanese might be a little off. In seasons when I don't have classes, my abilities tend to wane. Such a sorrow...!'

[Person Man]

Can't say that I'm not skeptical..

[Sopranos Republican]

I jumped in my seat when I first saw the picture.

[Platypus]

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT NEWS ARTICLE.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT NEWS ARTICLE.

Hard-hitting journalism, guys. Hard-hitting journalism.