Weird things about yourself

[Napoleon]

What are some weird things about yourself?

For me...

I like to use expensive hair conditioner (usually female)

I wash my hands before using the restroom (and after)

I post here

I check my post/mail once or twice a month

I don't eat anything without smelling it


Eh, there's probably others, but I'm more interested in reading yours. I'll likely post more later.