The Simple Truths Silver Mine

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>taking comedians seriously

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dammit i literally was about to post that

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That's our politicians

Republicans, EG.  Nothing's changed in decades on the Democratic side: they're still the same pleasant moderates.  Its the Rs that have changed. 

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Your actual ideological orientation is largely irrelevant to whether or not you are a moderate hero.

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The only thing the Cowboys need is to be nuked from the face of the earth.

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Tough to choose between this thread and the Sulfur Mine in regards to where this belongs but

As an insufferable internet sexist and bigot, memphis has no high ground from which to find anybody else insufferable, except maybe somebody like Cory.

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Using XD is more vile than being a white nationalist

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$2.8 million is plenty for one person to have. Nobody needs that amount of money.

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Kennedy was not a good president. Truman was. Not that difficult.

This deserves a really big asterisk that denotes that this is opinion. As I see it, this is a blatantly false statement.

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oh, abortion isn't an economic issue? You must be a middle class male.

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inb4 irony

I'm about as left as you get and I utterly hate Tumblr leftism.

What is tumblr leftism?

Autisto-socialism

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List of my top three favorite things the internet has invented:

1) gifs
2) white tears
3) high definition streaming pornographic videos

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lost it at "arbitrary retarded rollercoaster" lol

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FF

Miley Cyrus

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Write-in: It sickens me that WalterMitty is such a right-wing Democrat.

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Truer words have never been spoken:

Also, no. There is absolutely no deeper meaning to Sneakers O'Toole; it is a lazy 20-second piece of filler because the writers don't know how to tell a story and must resort to a cutaway gag a minute. Say what you will about South Park, but at least the jokes there serve to advance (or at least go along with) the story.

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You gotta chill, dawg. You can probably get your hands on some marijuana where you are. Put on some Blue Oyster Cult, hop into a recliner, order some pizza, and enjoy the ride.

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I've only had sex literally once in my lifetime

I'm 29

What the pluck?!

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Unexpected source:

The 2nd Amendment doesn't say anything about bearing arms for individual self-defense. It says the right to bear arms shall not be infringed because collective security relies upon a well-regulated militia.

We have no more well-regulated militias, and gun-owners rarely give a damn about collective security. The 2nd Amendment is dead. We're just arguing about how it's spirit should be honored.

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cc: sulfur mine

Your problem, BRTD, is that you have to look at everything from your utterly oversimplified ideological point of view.

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My parents don't give me access to the alcohol.

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My parents don't give me access to the alcohol.

When I was younger, I knew how to find access

Probably cuz your parents weren't always home. Mine are. And if they're not, my dad knows how much beer/alcohol he has left.

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Nothing unites the Atlas Forum like ridiculing libertarians.

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If guns weren't so omnipresent in American society, police wouldn't constantly be on the verge of using their weapons.

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Democrats aren't interested in controlling guns, only law-abiding citizens who wish to own them, which isn't going to do a damn thing to fight crime.

Wrong thread. The absurdity thread is elsewhere.