If you were running for President...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Depending on how I won the primary, of course. Assuming I had won running to the right of my fellow candidates, as a Northerner and conservative, a Southern moderate would be a good addition.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

A fascist/libertarian ticket could form an invincible GOP coalition, stretching from the Rust Belt to the Sun Belt.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Yes, maybe, to appeal to suburbanite voters that like his moderate record. However, I don't think he'd make it past all the vetting. Smoking bans and such aren't viewed highly by the Cathconites (my fervent supporters). However, yes, he'd be considered and I'd be glad to run with him.