Bad jokes you laugh at

[tik 🪀✨]

I'm not a big fan of jokes at all, reciting a joke requires zero wit or creativity. Every now and then, though, one will get to me and stay there. Mostly dark humour, anti-humour, offensive humour, or ones that turn an everyday awful setup on its head in surprising (and usually quite stupid) ways.

Examples of bad jokes that have made me audibly, genuinely laugh:

Q: Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas?
A: AIDS

Q: What do you say to a woman who's been punched in the face?
A: Nothing. She's already been told once.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" The police. "The police, who?" The police man.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Someone threw a piano at her.

That was pretty embarrassing to share. Please make me feel better by reciting a few of yours.

[ElectionsGuy]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" The horse unable to speak English sh*ts on the floor and leaves.

How did the fat guy survive the airplane crash? He didn't. He died just like everyone else.

If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left? Diabetes, Dave has Diabetes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't. I have no valid reason to do that.

These are straight copied from Anti-Joke Cat on twitter, find out more here:    https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat

[tik 🪀✨]

Hahaha. I am a sucker for these.

[dead0man]

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" is one of my favorite jokes, but I'm sure everybody knows the punch line.

Did you hear the one about the gay whale?  he bit the head off a submarine and sucked all the Seamen out.

So a black guy and a Czechoslovakian go hunting....wait, no, that's not bad, just racist.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 dollars. The dad replies "50 dollars? Why would I give you 40 dollars? I'm not giving you 30 dollars?"

[JerryArkansas]

This is my fav

Where did Susan go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

[Zanas]

C'est l'histoire d'un tétard. Il croyait qu'il était tôt, mais en fait il était tard.

L'émir se retrouva complètement nu : en d'autres termes, il était à bout d'habits.

[Bacon King]

In Latvia, what did potato say to other potato?

Is trick question, nobody have two potato

[tik 🪀✨]

The sad face took that one over the edge to make me giggle.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

All types of dead baby jokes. 

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

All of Tim and Eric's comedy. Anti-humor kills me.

[Paul Kemp]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174552.0

[Napoleon]

I mean really bad.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

There was a kid I knew in school who was the younger brother of a guy in my high school class.  This kid was in middle school at the time, and he used to come over to the high school for various activities.  He used to tell a lot of really bad jokes.  One of my favorites, however, was this:

Q: Why does Barney wear underwear?
A: Because he farted.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?

A: In little knotsies. 

[Hatman 🍁]

Some offensive ones:

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off a guard tower"


What do you call a <insert usually an African ethnicity here (let's say, "Somali")> pope?

"Holy Sh[Inks]t"

I feel bad just posting that But, I am a sucker for offensive jokes, too.

[DC Al Fine]

What did the leper tell the prostitute? Keep the tip

[memphis]

What's the difference between Jesus and his picture?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

[Bacon King]

Can images count as jokes? Because both of these are completely stupid but still make me laugh every time:

[Mopsus]

If a joke makes you laugh, can it really be called "bad"?

[minionofmidas]

There's a whole arsenal of child abuse shock jokes...

[sentinel]

I laugh at all bad jokes, and by bad I mean corny.

[Hatman 🍁]

What did the leper tell the prostitute? Keep the tip

Just the tip?

[Antonio the Sixth]

This happened plenty of times, though I don't remember a specific jokes. Unfortunately, some jokes about murder/torture/other horrible things happen to be genuinely funny.