DWPERRYWATCH

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I am formally announcing that I plan to run for the US Senate seat up for election from the State of Alabama.
I will be running as a write-in candidate, as the ballot-access requirement in Alabama was too much to attempt to overcome.
You may be asking yourself, "why run as a write-in?". The answer is simple, there is almost no difference between the Republicans and Democrats, and I can actually mention issues that are truly important that wouldn't be discussed otherwise. Also, I estimate that between 1-2% of ballots cast this fall will be write-in votes, so, I'm giving the people a name to write-in.
If elected, I will introduce and sponsor the "Read the Bills Act", "Write the laws Act", as well as other legislation that will reduce the size and scope of the Federal Government.
Darryl W. Perry

http://senate.dwp2016.org

I am currently endorsed by:
Alabama Statesmen

Boston Tea Party

Christians for Life and Liberty

[The Mikado]

What is it about creeps and the Libertarian Party?

[dead0man]

Every party has creeps.

[King]

There's something especially creepy about Libertarian Party creeps, though. Even Constitution Party white supremacists at least look like normal functioning adults for the most part.

[King]

Here appears to be a valiant hour long video of him defend himself in court against a traffic violation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZfUTgLwZmQ

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Here appears to be a valiant hour long video of him defend himself in court against a traffic violation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZfUTgLwZmQ

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ESTABLISHMENT IS SEEKING TO DESTROY POET, AUTHOR AND STATESMAN DWPERRY!!1111

[Adam Griffin]

I told ya'll back in 2013

2016 will be the year of the Perry.

Watch out.

FIRED UP
READY TO GO

http://darrylwperry.com/

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[Adam Griffin]

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[tik 🪀✨]

to be fair to supersoulty, his pm was actually kind of adorable and not creepy

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I remember when that incident happened. Oddly enough I was thinking about in one of my classes as one of the weirder Atlas incidents.

[tik 🪀✨]

this happened before you registered, sanchez

although I kept quiet about it until that "confessions" thread, if that's what you're thinking, after which was a bit of a sh**tstorm

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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So that is why he decided to skip 2016. He's afraid of this became a career-ending scandal.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

this happened before you registered, sanchez

although I kept quiet about it until that "confessions" thread, if that's what you're thinking, after which was a bit of a sh**tstorm

That explains it all. I remember the reaction, though I thought you had posted immediately about it after it happened.

[Bacon King]

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So that is why he decided to skip 2016. He's afraid of this became a career-ending scandal.

He didn't skip 2016, he's actively campaigning and will soon attend the MA state libertarian meeting in the back room of a fitness gym

http://darrylwperry.com

[Mr. Morden]

*bump*

Watch Perry debate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKm9bIeznWo

Debate begins at ~44 minutes, and Mr. Perry's introductory remarks involve discussion of tomatoes.

In case anybody missed it (and surely nobody here did, right?), this happened on Saturday in Massachusetts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKm9bIeznWo

Was Gary Johnson there? No, he still hasn't announced.
Was Jesse Ventura there? Lol, of course not.
Was Austin Petersen there? Nope, not even him. (I wonder if he was discouraged because the moderator, George Phillies, has basically come out against his campaign on the Internet).

Instead it was these 4 guys:

• Steve Kerbel. It's pronounced ker-BELL, guys. A businessman with no political experience as far as I can tell, he's nonetheless already pretty good with standard Libertarian talking points. Won the debate easily, but there are always more fun things to watch for in 3rd party debates than simply looking for who won.
• Darryl W. Perry. Who here likes radical purists? Because we have here a radical purist fantasy candidate. Think answers involving legalizing meth, abolishing the standing army, and (seriously) abolishing the federal government. Hoo boy. I've also read that he has intentionally not filed FEC paperwork, which I'm sure will work out wonderfully for him.
• Marc Allan Feldman. Sort of a narrow-issue candidate with a focus on how campaigns should be run. Doesn't like money in politics. Not all that charismatic. His campaign focus reminds me a bit of Michael Jingozian in 2008, and he'll probably have about the same impact (that is to say, none really).
• Derrick Michael Reid. Showed up late to the debate and is crazy. NWO paranoia, thinks the CIA may have created ISIS, that sort of stuff. Unnatural body language.

So Atlas, who won? (For me: Kerbel.) And who is your favorite LP candidate of those who have announced? (For me: Petersen.)

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

STATESMEN. LEADER. POET. PRESIDENT.



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[The Other Castro]

Is that a tooth?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Is that a tooth?

Look, not everyone can be a top 2 Hottest Atlas Poster^TM. Some people have to resort to self-loathing and libertarian purity.

[Ban my account ffs!]

He has an increasingly severe look about him.

[The Other Castro]

Is that a tooth?

Look, not everyone can be a top 2 Hottest Atlas Poster^TM. Some people have to resort to self-loathing and libertarian purity.

Who's number 1?

[Ebsy]

Is that a tooth?

Look, not everyone can be a top 2 Hottest Atlas Poster^TM. Some people have to resort to self-loathing and libertarian purity.

Who's number 1?

You don't want to know.

[Joe Republic]

STATESMEN. LEADER. POET. PRESIDENT.



Donations in bitcoin only plz.

METH

NOT EVEN ONCE

[Hatman 🍁]

Why didn't CNN cover this?

[Crumpets]

Why didn't CNN cover this?

It's a conspiracy. I for one saw a web poll in which said that 94% of likely Libertarian Primary voters claimed Perry won the debate. Clearly CNN is owned by the Libertarian Party establishment.

[sparkey]

The Libertarian Party has a handful of easily-met requirements to list Presidential candidates on their website, including that the candidate has filed with the FEC. Fortunately for Perry, they've given him an exception, because after all, the FEC "lacks constitutional authority."