DWPERRYWATCH

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...Damn. I was expecting his Twitter to be TRUMP-level hilarious. Turns out it's just basically a stream of third-party and independent news. That's a shame.

As for you, Sanchez, don't undermine Perry's campaign. I'll be completely serious here; the fact that a former Atlas poster could end up being the nominee of the biggest third party in the United States is somewhat inspiring and uplifting. Besides, I'd prefer to see DW Perry in the general election, just so that his hilarious campaign can continue.

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Haven't DW Perry refused to fill with the FEC as a "protest"? That's what the wiki says.

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DWPERRY HAS BEEN ADDED TO ISIDEWITH

NICE! They actually have all four of the Libertarian candidates I would consider the top four, especially now that Kerbel dropped out. My results are also identical to my personal ranking of them. I get a 95% match to DW Perry... admittedly, there may have been more separation if they had asked questions like, "Should the United States be abolished?"

Incidentally, Perry is currently tied with Gary Johnson for most Libertarian Presidential debates attended at 6. He's debated in Massachusetts, Mississippi, Virginia, on Google Hangouts, Colorado, and Pennsylvania. The most recent, Pennsylvania, featured Perry alongside Governor Johnson, Doctor Feldman, and Crazy Reid. It had an "applause straw poll" at the end, which reports say went: Perry > Johnson > Feldman > Reid.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Deeply disturbing that the media is going to take this fringe ideology seriously. 71% agreement with this guy! Someone save me.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

DWPERRY HAS BEEN ADDED TO ISIDEWITH

NICE! They actually have all four of the Libertarian candidates I would consider the top four, especially now that Kerbel dropped out. My results are also identical to my personal ranking of them. I get a 95% match to DW Perry... admittedly, there may have been more separation if they had asked questions like, "Should the United States be abolished?"

Incidentally, Perry is currently tied with Gary Johnson for most Libertarian Presidential debates attended at 6. He's debated in Massachusetts, Mississippi, Virginia, on Google Hangouts, Colorado, and Pennsylvania. The most recent, Pennsylvania, featured Perry alongside Governor Johnson, Doctor Feldman, and Crazy Reid. It had an "applause straw poll" at the end, which reports say went: Perry > Johnson > Feldman > Reid.

Perry is the least similar to me in ideology LOL, Johnson out of the LP candidates is closest

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McAfee is closest, Petersen is farthest. Johnson would have been ahead of Perry if he didn't lose a couple of percentage points a few days before DWPERRY was added.

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Guys after three attempts I finally got DW Perry to make a statement on Twitter over his position and usage of crystal meth. Should I drop the bombshell Southern Patriot link now or hold off until I attend the LNC this May where I can hand out fliers with his posts.

#NeverPerry

OK, I admit it would be pretty funny if fliers went around the Libertarian National Convention with this on them:

I would do naughty things with Ann Coulter.

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Guys after three attempts I finally got DW Perry to make a statement on Twitter over his position and usage of crystal meth. Should I drop the bombshell Southern Patriot link now or hold off until I attend the LNC this May where I can hand out fliers with his posts.

#NeverPerry

OK, I admit it would be pretty funny if fliers went around the Libertarian National Convention with this on them:

I would do naughty things with Ann Coulter.

Actually, you know what? I'm making some pictures right about now.

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Honestly, this may be the most damaging quote to put on a flier at an LP convention:

It depends on who I'm an Elector for and who the other candidates are.
Hell, I'd cast my ballot for an Independent/3rd Party for free, just to have the election thrown to the House.

In 2004 I was a PA Elector for the Libertarian Party, had the LP won the State I would have cast my ballot For Peroutka instead of Badnarik.

Other fun ones include calling Abraham Lincoln a terrorist:

write-in - Abe Lincoln

he was a terrorist

And claiming that he never wears a seat belt:

I would love to find out how much money insurance companies & car seat manufacturers gave to lobby States to pass laws requiring the use of car seats for children. After all, what better way to make money than to get the gov't to mandate people buy your product.

BTW, I only wear my seatbelt in a rental car, and that's only because I get the ones that beep if you don't wear it.

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Or the one quoted earlier in the thread where he claims that he would like to have affairs with Mary Landrieu and Kirsten Gillibrand.

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BREAKING: DARRYL PERRY MAKES HISTORY! NAMES MUSLIM RUNNING MATE FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING RUNNING MATE WHO IS MUSLIM.

http://www.independentpoliticalreport.com/2016/04/libertarian-party-presidential-candidate-darryl-w-perry-selects-muslim-running-mate/

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Perry/Coley '16!

[Mike Thick]

Perry/Coley '16!

Could D.W. Perry be any more awesome?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Perry/Coley '16!

Could D.W. Perry be any more awesome?

Yes, by, in fact, being remotely awesome.

[Kingpoleon]

It just occurred to me that one of our weirdest posters is a middle tier candidate for America's third largest party. Let that sink in.

Perry/Branson 2016: Be-creepy in America again!

[Mr. Morden]

He should have picked Dave Leip as his running mate.  Without the fame he got from this forum, Mr. Perry would be a nobody.

[Kleine Scheiße]

A friend of mine at my college, who has never seen or used the forum, matched 95% with Darryl Perry on iSideWith.

Utterly fantastic.

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He should have picked Dave Leip as his running mate.  Without the fame he got from this forum, Mr. Perry would be a nobody.

Also, Dave would secure the nerd base.

[Mr. Morden]

He should have picked Dave Leip as his running mate.  Without the fame he got from this forum, Mr. Perry would be a nobody.

Also, Dave would secure the nerd base.

Dave would be great in the attack dog role traditionally filled by the VP nominee:

"Mr. Trump claims that his tax plan will spark an economic expansion, yet it borrows heavily from previous Republican tax cut plans.  I feel this merits at least a one point infraction for copyright infringement.  The personal attacks and excessive hyperbole are more serious, and may merit a 5 day stint on mod review.

thanks,
Dave"

[Kingpoleon]

If Perry/Branson is too Creepy, somehow, I guesss I can support a Perry/OC ticket.

[Mike Thick]

Perry/Muon would be nice. Ideologically balanced, if anything can balance someone that wants to abolish the federal government.

[Kleine Scheiße]

God what I'd give to see a Perry-Reid debate, one on one.

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The Louisiana convention was won by none other than the man himself.

[Mike Thick]

The Louisiana convention was won by none other than the man himself.

#PERRYMENTUM

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Perry/Muon would be nice. Ideologically balanced, if anything can balance someone that wants to abolish the federal government.

muon would make an excellent VP contender.

A scientist? Check.
Not from one of those crazy states? Check.
The Forum loves him? Triple check.

99.5% of the forum vote would be secured for Perry/muon ticket.