Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

RIP CADD

[Lief 🗽]

Hopefully he didn't have bacon and eggs again for breakfast...

[WalterMitty]

RIP CADD

^^^^

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hopefully he didn't have bacon and eggs again for breakfast...

Eggs and Toast just now.  No bacon.

[King]

Usually food poisoning at the very least is a great way to lose a few pounds.  Water and pepto for days. But Bushie has made sure to try and force down as much buttery foods as possible during the ordeal.

[memphis]

Bushie, indeed, has been food poisoned. Just not in the manner he thinks. He has been poisoned his entire life.

[Eraserhead]

CADD is done for, folks.

[Mr. Morden]

Food poisoning with symptoms that last for four days (and counting)?  Does that really happen?  Sounds pretty long to me, but I'm no expert.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Depends. I was sick for a week after eating bad seafood, but bad meat normally lasts only 24 hours to clear your system. Of course, Bushie does himself no favors by eating burgers and bacon while feeling sick.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I just got up from a pretty long nap, and I'm feeling okay right now.  I'm not running any races, yet, but I think school tomorrow is a definite yes.  I'm going to stay home the rest of the evening to make sure I don't overdo it, but I shouldn't have any trouble going tomorrow.  After I get out of school tomorrow, I have to get a haircut!  This mop is getting out of control!

[Joe Biden 2020]

CADD is done for, folks.

Not so fast, partner!  I'm going in tomorrow even if I have to have a hearse come get me...

[Eraserhead]

CADD is done for, folks.

Not so fast, partner!  I'm going in tomorrow even if I have to have a hearse come get me...

For a full day?

[Joe Biden 2020]

CADD is done for, folks.

Not so fast, partner!  I'm going in tomorrow even if I have to have a hearse come get me...

For a full day?

Yes, sir!

[Eraserhead]

I just got up from a pretty long nap, and I'm feeling okay right now.  I'm not running any races, yet, but I think school tomorrow is a definite yes.  I'm going to stay home the rest of the evening to make sure I don't overdo it, but I shouldn't have any trouble going tomorrow.  After I get out of school tomorrow, I have to get a haircut!  This mop is getting out of control!

Shave the horrid mustache while you're at it.

[Lief 🗽]

Shave the horrid mustache while you're at it.

^^^^^

[memphis]

Shave the horrid mustache while you're at it.

^^^^^

^^^^^^^^

[Joe Biden 2020]

I just got up from a pretty long nap, and I'm feeling okay right now.  I'm not running any races, yet, but I think school tomorrow is a definite yes.  I'm going to stay home the rest of the evening to make sure I don't overdo it, but I shouldn't have any trouble going tomorrow.  After I get out of school tomorrow, I have to get a haircut!  This mop is getting out of control!

Shave the horrid mustache while you're at it.

Not gonna happen!

[Eraserhead]

Do you like looking like a 50 year-old man?

[opebo]

Or simply grow a full beard.

[windjammer]

Well, if you stop CAD, go to a camp!

[Lief 🗽]

Do you like looking like a 50 year-old man?

Looking like a 50-year-old man who is probably a pedophile.

[opebo]

Do you like looking like a 50 year-old man?

Looking like a 50-year-old man who is probably a pedophile.

Here's a 50-year old man with a mustache:

[Lief 🗽]

Do you like looking like a 50 year-old man?

Looking like a 50-year-old man who is probably a pedophile.

Here's a 50-year old man with a mustache:

yup, looks like a child molester

[opebo]

Do you like looking like a 50 year-old man?

Looking like a 50-year-old man who is probably a pedophile.

Here's a 50-year old man with a mustache:

yup, looks like a child molester

Balderdash.  But on the bright side, he could probably afford it.

[Eraserhead]

I think it's the mustache/weight combo that makes Bushie look particularly... off. He'll probably never drop the weight but he could ditch the mustache very easily.