Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Lief 🗽]

this class is a joke

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, what are your thoughts on the impending US led attack on Syria?

[LastVoter]

Bushie should cook his chicken in Bacon Fat:

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

this class is a joke

I really don't think this program is legit.  From the professor, instructor, teacher who is the most bizarre one I've heard of and he has no clue, to taking tests multiple times, skipping units, etc......

It sounds like the On.Company of schools.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, what are your thoughts on the impending US lead attack on Syria?

Too early to tell, yet.  Idk if this is definitely the end times or if its still the lead up to it.  If the Middle East and the United States aren't careful, it could turn into World War III.  Again, too early to pass judgment on it being WW3, but definitely something to keep an eye out for.  I do believe World War III is coming before Armageddon.

[Joe Biden 2020]

this class is a joke

I really don't think this program is legit.  From the professor, instructor, teacher who is the most bizarre one I've heard of and he has no clue, to taking tests multiple times, skipping units, etc......

It sounds like the On.Company of schools.

We may come back to it later, or he may give us the opportunity to test out of it, but basically his reasoning is there are bigger fish to fry right now.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, this is a tablespoon... you're telling us all you had was that?  And that means that it was a flat tablespoon.  If you got a tablespoon and scooped out a heaping pile of beans, that's not a "tablespoon".

Altogether, I may have had 6 tbsp altogether because they weren't perfectly flat tablespoons, but they were close.  I'm still saying 90 calories which is 8 tablespoons just to be on the safe side, though it was probably 75-80.

[Joe Biden 2020]

https://www.google.com/#fp=927651d2b2410d8f&q=.5+cup+%3D+tbsp&spell=1

Stop it with your irritating fact posting, immediately, Inks.  Bushie will have none of it, and neither will we.

Actually, Grumps, I asked an honest question and he provided an honest answer, so I am okay with it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Jeff, this is a tablespoon... you're telling us all you had was that?  And that means that it was a flat tablespoon.  If you got a tablespoon and scooped out a heaping pile of beans, that's not a "tablespoon".

Altogether, I may have had 6 tbsp altogether because they weren't perfectly flat tablespoons, but they were close.  I'm still saying 90 calories which is 8 tablespoons just to be on the safe side, though it was probably 75-80.

The next time I make tacos, I'm going to show what a tbsp. of meat, a tbsp. of beans, a "pinch" of cheese, and a tbsp. of salsa (because I have no clue what taco sauce even is) looks like... I guarantee you had more than that.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, this is a tablespoon... you're telling us all you had was that?  And that means that it was a flat tablespoon.  If you got a tablespoon and scooped out a heaping pile of beans, that's not a "tablespoon".

Altogether, I may have had 6 tbsp altogether because they weren't perfectly flat tablespoons, but they were close.  I'm still saying 90 calories which is 8 tablespoons just to be on the safe side, though it was probably 75-80.

The next time I make tacos, I'm going to show what a tbsp. of meat, a tbsp. of beans, a "pinch" of cheese, and a tbsp. of salsa (because I have no clue what taco sauce even is) looks like... I guarantee you had more than that.

taco sauce is the Old El Paso taco sauce.  Its different than Picante Sauce or other salsa.  Perhaps its a southwest thing.  It really wasn't much that I had per taco.  6-8 tbsp of refried beans, 4-6 tbsp of ground beef, seriously just a pinch of cheese sprinkled over the beans and the meat.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I like that he's now pretty much doubled the amount of beans he allegedly had on the tacos... because I think it's pretty well assumed that Jeff Brown isn't going to make teeny tiny tacos.

[Dave from Michigan]

Skipping a section might be bad but not if it's just Microsoft Office, that's just Microsoft word and excel right? Who doesn't already know that. If they were skipping something CADD related that would be bad. Of course this class still may be a joke but skipping Microsoft office isn't why.

[King]

Old El Paso is a New Yorker who wears a poncho out on his vacation to Scottsdale thing.  It's a Betty Crocker consumer schlock brand not real Mexican food.

But since you like them so much, perhaps you should visit their website and try their recipes for chicken and fish tacos with Old El Paso seasoning instead of scarfing down the same 0% lean ground beef and refried bean tacos every time.

The Chipotle Chicken Taco Salad and Chicken Tosadas both look promising.  Hell, you can even take your taco seasoning and roast some veggies with it.

[King]

Oops, I accidentally wasted my time giving Bushie a sensible idea to improve his diet that he will ignore.  I don't know what came over me.  My apologies.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Skipping a section might be bad but not if it's just Microsoft Office, that's just Microsoft word and excel right? Who doesn't already know that. If they were skipping something CADD related that would be bad. Of course this class still may be a joke but skipping Microsoft office isn't why.

I agree.  Most people know Office from a high school computing class by now.  The stuff really isn't hard to learn at all.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I just had my dinner - 2 hot dogs.  Note that it is down from 3 hot dogs.  It would've been even better, but we are kind of cramped for time as we have to take JJ in for training.

Altogether for the day, I will end up at just under 1,500 calories if I don't have anything else the rest of the night.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I just had my dinner - 2 hot dogs.  Note that it is down from 3 hot dogs.  It would've been even better, but we are kind of cramped for time as we have to take JJ in for training.

Altogether for the day, I will end up at just under 1,500 calories if I don't have anything else the rest of the night.

You only had 2 hot dogs... you must still be starving (even I would be)... don't you think you'll still eat more?

[Lief 🗽]

The buns were not whole wheat, I assume?

[Sopranos Republican]

In one of the most heated, controversial legal battles in recent American history, in which the mainstream media has labeled "Tacogate" We find the defendant Mr. Jeff Bush of Oklahoma, on the stand. Standing across from him, is a man no one wants to see when in trouble with the law. Prosecutor Charles Inks, brushes his hair and calmly looks at the members of the jury. The jury mainly consists of just your average, everyday, Americans. Juror B-25 described by the leftist media as being a middle aged gentleman of Greek decent who owns a large fine, rare, liquor outlet, and works as a swimsuit photographer on the side. Juror B-34 is simply known to be a man from St. Louis who apparently told the media he very much enjoys exercising. Other members of the jury include a young man of Greek decent from South Carolina who told the fascists from the propaganda machine: "today JJ gets his/her revenge," And an African American man known simply as "Kemp." Mr. Inks begins slowly;

Inks: "Mr. Bush, you enjoy tacos correct?"

Bush: "Why of course, it is why we're here isn't it?"

Inks: "I'm the one asking the questions here. Mr. Bush, I'm not one to play around, I like to get right down to business. Mr. Bush, please answer yes or no, did you use exactly 1 tablespoon of beef and 1 tablespoon of beans in your taco on that fateful night?"

Jeff Bush starts looking around the room, at everyone possible besides his nemesis, the man he once appointed for this very sort of thing, Attorney General of the United States, Charles Inks. His face is as red as uncooked ground beef, bead upon bead of sweat are becoming increasingly noticeable dripping down his face. President Bush leans into his microphone, but is unable to mutter even a simple answer. AG Inks begins again, perhaps I can rephrase the question, do   you think the reason you overeat the way you do, is because of your, well I'll put this politely; your "advanced" size? President Bush shakes with rage... he then proceeds to smash his eyeglasses and screams:

Bush: I AM NOT MORBIDLY OBESE!!!!!!!!




To be continued......

[7,052,770]

Refried beans on a taco?

[Lief 🗽]

Have you ever eaten an avocado Bushie?

[WalterMitty]

Refried beans on a taco?

absolutely.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Refried beans on a taco?

Of course...

[memphis]

Bushie, do you tithe 10% of the money your parents give you to support your church?

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, do you tithe 10% of the money your parents give you to support your church?

If his dad is already tithing on his own paycheck, then wouldn't that be double taxation?