Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

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Bushie reminds me of this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90NjYNQ1RA

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The last few pages look pretty boring. Did Bushie find a woman yet?

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CAD is boring. When will his love life pick up?

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Sounds like Kenya has officially been dumped! Hallelujah!

I'm not liking this dating timeline though. For the sake of the forum, you need to start looking for a woman NOW.

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I want him to have another Valentine of the female gender!

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Nice Bushie Christ in your sig there, opebo.

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bushie have you signed up for any more porn subscriptions?

That's actually a good question.

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bushie have you signed up for any more porn subscriptions?

nope

Good. Do you use the free sites we told you about now?

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bushie have you signed up for any more porn subscriptions?

nope

Good. Do you use the free sites we told you about now?

Yes, I do

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So only three days of the week you even attempt to eat healthy? Cool diet bro.

You could have at the very least just had a regular burger. Getting the bacon is just ridiculous at this point.

He's a growing boy.

He's growing wider and wider everyday!

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That episode when he gives up on CAD is going to be pretty wild even though almost all of us are expecting it to happen. Looking forward to that one with a bucket of popcorn.

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Bushie, you better not give up on finding a woman. Why don't you take JJ to the park? A lot of women love dogs. They are great conversation starters. Plus, you'd actually be giving JJ and yourself some much needed exercise.

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bushie is you attendance going to be poor at cad?

Not this year.

It will be next year though?

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I like how he brags about drinking water but the "water" is really pink lemonade.  Classic BushOK.

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Winter is coming to Bushieland. Just wait for it.

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You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

Done? You think he'll finish it?

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Where do your parents get all of this money from to mollycoddle you with these extravagant gifts?

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Dad finds relief mowing, and he doesn't want to give that up. 

Your dad still mows the lawn?  You didn't help out with that even before you were in CAD, and had little to do all day?  What about walking the dog?  Is that mostly you, or do your parents do a substantial portion of that as well?

Nobody walks the dog.

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Inks and Duke, I did tell them, I just momentarily forgot.  Everybody forgets things right?  That is perfectly normal right?

Oh please...

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So you bought a surface? Don't you already have a tablet?

It's a touch screen desktop.  VERY cool!

So it's a giant tablet basically.

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Bushie is a master painter. I love he builds the story slowly towards those big dark moments...

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I love how you fantasize about those big dark moments!

Thank you! So how poorly did you do on that second test exactly?

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I love how he conveniently forgot to mention that he failed his initial attempt at the first test when he brought it up last time. Classic Bushie!

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I'll predict that he fails at least the first two attempts of every test from here on out. It's going to get harder and harder I'm sure. I don't think CADD is going to work for Jeff.

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Bushie have you been telling your parents about your grades since they're paying for all of this? Also, if you are telling them, are you telling them the real grades or made up ones?