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« on: July 25, 2013, 03:24:30 PM »

Wait, Bushie is going to actual classes? I thought this was some self-taught at-home thing.
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 03:28:40 PM »

Is there a teacher or instructor?
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 03:31:44 AM »

Bushie had chocolate fudge cake with ice cream for dinner.

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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 06:21:29 PM »

Well Saturday's dinner is "grilled pizza" (no idea what that is) and Sunday's dinner is grilled hamburgers, apparently, so I'm not really holding my breath as far as dietary changes go.

On the other hand, Papa Bushie seems a lot more focused and responsible than Bushie, so we'll see.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2013, 05:42:09 PM »

Enjoyable food doesn't need to be incredibly unhealthy.
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2013, 07:37:49 PM »

What is the purpose of a salad?

And no, Oklahoma is not in the South. And yes, there is something wrong with Southern food, as you can see in this map:

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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2013, 08:25:54 PM »

Lol, Texas is probably just juicing its numbers somehow.

Just put a healthy dressing on your salad and you're fine. There are plenty dressings for salads that are healthy, and no one is forcing you to put Ranch or Thousand Island on your salad instead of Italian. You're being intentionally obtuse.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2013, 12:47:31 AM »

Inks' America: If you don't eat enough vegetables, then you don't get to have healthcare.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2013, 12:32:03 PM »
« Edited: July 29, 2013, 01:02:42 PM by Lіef »

Yeah, the ridiculous thing about Inks' position is that he wants to punish people for making a choice that they don't have. All this diet stuff is largely decided by corporations and government policies; individuals have very little say in it unless they make a concerted effort. Food corporations spend millions and millions of dollars developing addicting, unhealthy foods, and then additional millions in advertising and marketing convincing people to eat them. And once a kid's palate develops, based on fatty, sugary, high cholesterol foods, as we've seen with Bushie, even normal foods like salad are disgusting and inedible.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2013, 03:13:24 PM »

It's pretty obvious why Bushie has to take naps constantly: his diet and lack of physical activity. Until he fixes those things, the naps aren't going to stop.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2013, 04:05:29 PM »

It's pretty obvious why Bushie has to take naps constantly: his diet and lack of physical activity. Until he fixes those things, the naps aren't going to stop.

Why would lack of physical activity make you need to nap?  I'm not physically active, and I need a nap when I'm forced to get up too early - because of horrible toils.


http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20061103/exercise-fights-fatigue-boosts-energy
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2013, 05:49:11 PM »

You don't think Bushie or his family should have health insurance.
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2013, 07:25:25 PM »

oh man, maybe the writers will have him meet a new lady in CAD class!!!
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2013, 09:13:15 PM »

Bushie unknowingly befriending a gay guy at school who falls for him thus forcing Bushie to question his own sexuality would be a classic but still great story arc!
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2013, 03:40:14 PM »

He's probably fast asleep as I type this.
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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2013, 12:22:48 AM »
« Edited: August 01, 2013, 12:37:16 AM by Lіef »

mods please change the title of this thread to "CAD, Kansas City, CAD, Kansas City, CAD, Kansas City, CAD"
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2013, 06:33:33 PM »

What did you order at Chili's, keeping in mind that, as it is not the weekend, you were not allowed to order something unhealthy?
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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2013, 06:41:27 PM »

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So only three days of the week you even attempt to eat healthy? Cool diet bro.

You could have at the very least just had a regular burger. Getting the bacon is just ridiculous at this point.
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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2013, 01:57:58 AM »

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So only three days of the week you even attempt to eat healthy? Cool diet bro.

You could have at the very least just had a regular burger. Getting the bacon is just ridiculous at this point.

He's a growing boy.

He's growing wider and wider everyday!

Will Bushie become the first man to be taller laying down than standing up?

Forget Kenya! This is actually an achievable goal that Bushie should be aiming for.
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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2013, 11:09:07 AM »

This is why we need a larger social safety net in this country. Certain people are just not cut out for employment. The best thing to do is give them a free small apartment, food stamps, free healthcare and a bit of spending money through a generous dole, make sure they don't commit any crimes, and then just let them lay in bed watching TV all day until they die.
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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2013, 05:23:56 PM »

You know that the Bible is free online right? No need to hand it out to strangers.
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« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2013, 05:43:13 PM »

That episode when he gives up on CAD is going to be pretty wild even though almost all of us are expecting it to happen. Looking forward to that one with a bucket of popcorn.

An episode that will never be written!

IF it does get written, then its back to the call center environment - IMMEDIATELY.

The writers are already foreshadowing abandonment of CAD and a return to the call center merry-go-round! omg
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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2013, 11:25:59 PM »

Well now I'm gonna confused him with opebo.
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« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2013, 11:43:23 PM »

Well now I'm gonna confused him with opebo.

Easy to separate.  One defends everything Bushie does and... um...

Wow, Bushie is basically opebo + religion.
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2013, 08:47:30 PM »

uh why is Bushie's latest facebook update about celibacy???

Bushie we all want you to get a new lady, and yet you're contemplating never having sex again???
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