Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[King]

You're really going through with this stupid CAD idea when there's no way in hell you will be using CAD working at Wal-Mart and living Kenya?

[King]

So, my suspension of disbelief now has to include an $800/month mortgage payment in addition to all the hotels, gas money, and fast food? I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on this whole affair. There's no way this is real.

When you suck on the govt teet with the Indian Health Service and then only eat McD's, beans, and rice, there's plenty of disposable income to waste.

[King]

What is the purpose of a salad?

And no, Oklahoma is not in the South. And yes, there is something wrong with Southern food, as you can see in this map:

I like how there's a 40% obese OK county across the Red River from an 11% obese TX county.  What cruel fate to be born on the wrong side of the river.

[King]

than to challenge and expand my taste buds and try the wider world of nutritious, yet delicious food.

Bushie should get into the press release business.

[King]

I agree with Inks, but my final solution doesn't involve denying access to healthcare.  Instead, I want us to shift farm subsidies to produce and away from grain--driving down the cost of vegetables, fruits, and grass-fed livestock.  People respond to financial incentives.  Make Doritos and bread cost twice as much and they'll be less consumed.

It would also help the whole border issue if Mexican corn and wheat become more financially viable than marijuana and coca.

But, of course, all of this would be soundly defeated for being too socialist.

[King]

Yeah, the more fit you are, the less strenuous tasks become and the less tired you are.

[King]

Bushie unknowingly befriending a gay guy at school who falls for him thus forcing Bushie to question his own sexuality would be a classic but still great story arc!

Or a Christian trans.  Make it happen.

[King]

As a Hispanic, I can hook you up with some good narcotics.

Don't feed into the stereotypes, bro.

[King]

What region of Kenya is Kansas City in?

[King]

Will you be putting some KC Masterpiece on your burgers to prepare for moving to KC?

[King]

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So only three days of the week you even attempt to eat healthy? Cool diet bro.

You could have at the very least just had a regular burger. Getting the bacon is just ridiculous at this point.

He's a growing boy.

He's growing wider and wider everyday!

Will Bushie become the first man to be taller laying down than standing up?

[King]

This is why we need a larger social safety net in this country. Certain people are just not cut out for employment. The best thing to do is give them a free small apartment, food stamps, free healthcare and a bit of spending money through a generous dole, make sure they don't commit any crimes, and then just let them lay in bed watching TV all day until they die.

Or abort them in the womb.  Sadly, these options are apparently on the same side of the spectrum.

[King]

Well now I'm gonna confused him with opebo.

Easy to separate.  One defends everything Bushie does and... um...

[King]

Bushie should join a monastery.

[King]

In my family, the man pays for EVERYTHING and the woman pays for NOTHING

Unless the woman is a mother providing for her lazy and grown man child son?

Shhh.

[King]

So why do you need to be awake 3 hours early?? Just get up at like 6:30 and if you go to bed at 11 pm you'll have enough sleep.

Class starts at 7:40, so I like to be there at 7:10 to get my computer logged in and chill for a bit, which means I need to leave at 6:40.  I fix my lunch at 6:20, watch the news and eat breakfast from 5:40-6:20, shave and brush my teeth from 5:30-5:40, and have a quick Bible Study from 5:00-5:30, so I only get up about an hour and 40 minutes before I leave.

I scratched out all the things you don't need to do.  Study the bible in the afternoon, or while eating your lunch.

[King]

Hooray for self sabotage

[King]

I could maybe understand storing things in a bathroom you don't use but they clearly need it

[King]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

[King]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

Done? You think he'll finish it?

With all this investment, if I don't finish it, I'm good as dead!

If you don't finish, I will kill you.

[King]

Bushie are you enjoying cad?

He's enjoying being able to fail at something so he can say he tried.

[King]

Too bad that's not an exercise update

[King]

My CADD goals for Wednesday are to finish LAP 4 and at least print out LAP 5.  Looking ahead to the rest of the week, I should be able to start LAP 6 by Friday morning and get into LAP 7 before lunch Monday.  Without rushing, I should be in position to complete course 1 by next Wednesday or Thursday, August 21 or 22.  To keep on pace, I have to be finished with Course 1 by the end of the day on Wednesday, August 28.  I'm pretty sure I will be finished next week.  Again, I'm not going to rush myself, but its good to have a goal.

He Who Walks Behind The Rows is not pleased with you, Bushie!

Thanks, He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

[King]

Who is HWWBR? jfstmc? Or one of Bushie's many great Oklahoma acquaintances who occasionally pop in to offer their perspectives?

Like all new side characters in a great series, we get only a glimpse of them now and must wait patiently for the reveal.

[King]

Bushie what percentage of people who take the CAD program you are taking are employed within 6 months of graduation?

It sounds like a saturated market if its set up to have a higher pass rate than 8th grade graduations.