Which of these two hypothetical countries would you rather live in?

[tpfkaw]

Utopiopuff:

Full of happiness and adorable bunnies, everyone lives in mansions with kinky sex-robot servants who perform all manual labor on their behalf.  Most diseases have been cured, there is no crime, and the average life expectancy is 300 years.  BRTD lives here and listening to his awful music is mandated by law for at least 3 hours per day.

Canceraids:

A bleak land with few natural resources and little hope, people form roving, warlike cannibalistic bands to survive, if they aren't enslaved and eventually eaten by one.  Despite its poverty, Canceraids is entirely suburban, so BRTD has never lived there and will never visit.  People can listen to music which is actually good.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I thought there would be one country with guns and another with whistles. I'm disappointed, wormy.

[RedSLC]

Utopiopuff, where the only downside is the whole music thing, and I'm assuming that the rest of the time, you can listen to whatever you want, which makes up for it somewhat.

[DC Al Fine]

Nice spoof. It's a good idea to try to keep the hypothetical countries equally attractive or else it gets boring.

[barfbag]

The latter because I had a bad experience with a sex robot once.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Nice spoof. It's a good idea to try to keep the hypothetical countries equally attractive or else it gets boring.

Uh, plenty of people would prefer Metalland in that example. Non-Christians, libertarians, metalheads...