Cruz says he will renounce his Canadian citizenship

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Why is he such a show boater?

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So we come to the same conclusion as Michele Bachmann's brief stint as a Swiss citizen last year. I suppose it's quite an easy way to gain some Patriot points.

Michelle Bachmann says she loves America and she loves Israel. Like Cruz, she's a suck up.

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Where is this Canuck's original long form birth certificate?

It's stashed away in a giant cubby hole with Obama's birth certificate and the WMD from Iraq.

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Cruz had previously insisted that he qualified as a "natural born citizen" and that he was eligible to be president, but now he sounds more agnostic:

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/20/20110384-cruz-declines-to-speculate-about-eligibility-to-run-for-president

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He also released his birth certificate:

There's never a way to tell if a birth certificate is real or not anymore. I could print one out for Obama and liberals would believe it's his. With the internet we can do anything.

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Cruz: “I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.”

not likely

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Maybe if he's president he'll annex Canada.

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Is it possible for Americans to renounce Ted Cruz's existence?

If we can replace him with a Republican then I'd be all for it.

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Is it possible for Americans to renounce Ted Cruz's existence?

If we can replace him with a Republican then I'd be all for it.

So Cruz is not a real Republican, in your book?  Please, do elaborate.

No he's a real Republican. Why?

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I must be completely misunderstanding your comment.  Never mind.

All I'm saying is that Cruz is a pain in the ass.

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Maybe if he's president he'll annex Canada.

He'll march into Calgary like Hitler did into Braunau in March of 1938.

You think so?