Would I be whisked off for the lulz? I'd like to meet Bushie and have a few sloppy joes with him.
A round trip from Newark to OKC is only $800...
F that S. I WILL be whisked off DC Al... and I'm going to petition Heaven's equivalent of a landlord to be your roommate. It'll be like a celestial sitcom.
Nah, my branch of Protestantism is very pro-alcohol, so I'll just change every conversation to fine whiskeys of which there will be ample supply thanks to the many Scottish Presbyterians in heaven.
Oh Al... in a similar manner to which opebo can guide any conversation into a lambaste of capitalistic slavery, I can certainly guide anything towards the tyrannical evils of religion. This is what I'm talking about; you're all drunk and going on about fine Scottish whiskey and I'm in the background burning a picture of the pope. Surely it will be more clever than The Big Bang Theory?
Agreed. Also we need a corny theme song.
Here's a template. Instead of Peter settling into his house in Rhode Island you are settling into your room in heaven after the Rapture. And instead of a son who is black coming to live with Peter, it's a heathen who ascended who is crashing on the couch (moi). Work out some lyrics.
