How many children do you want to have?

[LastVoter]

0, unless the state policy makes it attractive to have children.

[Kitteh]

0, quite glad that its almost impossible for me to have biological kids now.

0, unless the state policy makes it attractive to have children.

Don't become jaichind.

[LastVoter]

0, quite glad that its almost impossible for me to have biological kids now.

0, unless the state policy makes it attractive to have children.

Don't become jaichind.

?

[Miles]

None.

[JerryArkansas]

4, all adopted at an age of at least 10.

[7,052,770]

My wife and I are both only children, so 1 seems like the much reasonable number.

[TNF]

2-3

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I would like to have three daughters.

4, all adopted at an age of at least 10.

Will you marry one of them?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

4, all adopted at an age of at least 10.

Want 'em out quickly, eh?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Also, I suppose I'd want a daughter if I were to have a child, if only because my mom said fathers tend to get along better with their daughters.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

5-8

[ilikeverin]

2.  The most suburban-approved number of children.

My wife and I are both only children, so 1 seems like the much reasonable number.

YOU'RE MARRIED?  Since when?  Was this a Thing (tm) that you announced already?

[Flake]

See kids are cute, but they do turn into demons (I have worked at a daycare and they are the absolute worst there) and I don't have the patience or time for kids, because I could barely last a few months in a daycare and then I think about eighteen years and I'm just lol nope.

[H. Ross Peron]

Probably zero, although I voted 2.

[ElectionsGuy]

0 right now. But its WAY too early in my life to decide this.

[Bacon King]

four hundred babies

[tik 🪀✨]

four hundred babies

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES

[politicallefty]

I'm thinking 3-4 (preferably the latter, with three being boys).

[LeBron]

0. Last time I checked, gay people can't make or adopt children.   (At least here in Ohio)

[Platypus]

0 or 4-5.

[opebo]

None of course.  We need to end this horror which is human existence.

I'd rather my horror not end too soon. 

Sure, that's not what I'm saying.  But really what kind of person, knowing what all adults must know by now, would create another one to suffer through all this again?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

None of course.  We need to end this horror which is human existence.

I'd rather my horror not end too soon. 

Sure, that's not what I'm saying.  But really what kind of person, knowing what all adults must know by now, would create another one to suffer through all this again?

Fair point.  I had mine at 22 before I knew of the suffering that was to follow.   

[Kitteh]

0, quite glad that its almost impossible for me to have biological kids now.

0, unless the state policy makes it attractive to have children.

Don't become jaichind.

?

Referring to that quote about divorce from him in somebody's (I think Lief's) sig. I mean I know it should be expected given that this place is full of people who spend way too much time in front of computer screens and not enough time interacting with people, but this sociopathic reduction of all relationships to economic policy is still kinda annoying.

0 right now. But its WAY too early in my life to decide this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16_and_Pregnant

[Redalgo]

None would be preferred, but maybe one adopted. Folks who want three or more tend to frustrate me.

[opebo]

One should be an adequate sufficiency - the average adult male needs only 10-16 ounces of meat for dinner.