Weird dreams you've had involving politicians

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Have political figures ever entered your dreams, possibly in strange ways? 

They've entered mine a few times.  Once, I dreamt that Harry Truman was chasing me.  Another time, I had a dream that Ronald Reagan was my aunt. 

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I met Governor Blanco in my dream last night!

That's funny, I had a dream that I met Bobby Jindal.  I don't remember too much, but he was surprisingly nice, maybe like Mr. Rogers. 

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Last night, I had I dream that I was at a hotel, and staying in the room next to mine were Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and their adopted son IceSpear. 

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Not too interesting, but I recently had a dream that it was the morning of election day, and I was trying to decide which alcoholic beverage I would have ready to celebrate with at 11:00 PM, when Hillary would be projected the winner over Trump for the presidency.

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I had a dream that the presidential election would be decided by a game show-style quiz contest on live TV.  Hillary and Trump would each get five questions, and the one who got the most right would win (just like the final round of Weakest Link).  It got to the point where Trump got his first two right and Hillary got her first two wrong.  Then I woke up.

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I also dreamt once that Chris Christie appointed Sarah Palin to the Senate.

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I had a dream that the late King Hussein of Jordan came to visit my house.

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One time I had a dream that George Washington was a Muslim.

Another time I dreamt that Perez Musharraf was talking to me about something, but I don't remember what.

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I dreamt that I got elected Governor of South Dakota in 2022, ending the GOP's 44-year-hold on that office, after unseating incumbent Governor Kristi Noem.

It started off with me obtaining the Democratic nomination because no one else ran for that.  I didn't think I had much of a chance against Noem, and I admitted that at my first public event.  Suddenly, South Dakota voters started appreciating my honesty.  Then I kept on coming across as some modest and decent outsider, with voters liking me more and more, causing the state GOP to become so petrified it couldn't fight back. 

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Last night I dreamt that John McCain was caught on tape saying "I can't believe I picked that b**ch.  It was the dumbest decision I ever made."

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I had a dream that I won a quiz show after answering a question about Luxembourg.  The host of the show was Henry Kissinger. 

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I dreamt that I was back in school and seated with my classmates on the floor (at the airport), and our teacher Donald Trump was reading us a story.

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I had two weird dreams the same night recently.  The first didn’t involve a politician, but another Atlas poster.  RFayette was saying a prayer while slapping me in the face really hard.  It kind of hurt, and I woke up unhappy.

After falling back asleep, I dreamt that my parents were going to host all the living presidents—plus Dick Cheney—at their house.  When I arrived, Bush 43 and Cheney were already there, asleep in front of the TV.  Cheney awakened and went over to see what my mom was cooking.  “Not what I am used to” he grumbled.  Then the former VP glanced at a picture on the wall.  “Is that [Billie] Sutton?,”  he asked.  I told him it was.  “I’m out of here,”  Cheney exclaimed as he stormed out the door.

After that, Trump arrived.  He was, actually, nice.  Then I woke up.

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I had a dream last night that Kavanaugh got confirmed.  Two Republicans voted against him, which was cancelled out by two Democrats supporting him.  I woke up before finding out who crossed party lines.

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I had a dream that Costa Rica elected a hawkish, militaristic president, and the country offered to donate snakes to Somalia, for some reason.

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I dreamt last night that Joe Biden was dying.

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Last night, I dreamt that I met Bill Clinton, who was working behind the counter at a fast food restaurant.  He was complaining that no one would appoint him to the Supreme Court.  I told Clinton that President Tom Daschle would appoint him in 2021, and then he got upset.

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I had a dream that Trump won reelection.  He won New Hampshire, but might have lost one or two of PA/MI/WI.  A realistic nightmare!

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I dreamt last night that Hitler was Miss Trunchbull from Matilda.

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I dreamt last night that Kamala Harris was Governor of California, and she was facing a recall election.

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I had a dream that Kamala Harris was imprisoned underground in Colombia.

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I just dreamt that Benjamin Netanyahu had secret relations with Benazir Bhutto.

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I once dreamt that I won a game show hosted by Henry Kissinger.

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I had a dream that I won 15 games of Jeopardy!, then Biden appointed me to something.