How would you act in this scenario?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Congratulations on your newborn son, Mr. and Mrs. [lastname]!  We can begin the circumcision as soon as you fill out the forms.

[H. Ross Peron]

"I'll sign right away, doc."

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

"I'll sign right away, doc."

[DC Al Fine]

My oh my doc, what rusty knives you have!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

'Uh, thank you for your congratulations and for all you've done for us, but I think it's bad form to simply assume that we'd want that, since we've never discussed this with you before.'

[free my dawg]

Sure.

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

That baby's white. Can I get a blood test?

[Oakvale]

"No, Doctor, I'd rather you didn't mutilate my child, thanks."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Virtually impossible to occur in any country today besides Israel and predominately Muslim ones and thus kind of a moot point.

Am I a Moderate Hero for probably not having a son circumcized but still finding vocally anti-circucision people excessively hyperbolic and annoying? I've actually been attacked just for saying that I personally don't give a sh!t that I've been circumcized and it doesn't bother me one iota.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"Sure, bro."

[Peter the Lefty]

Politely thank him, but tell him I don't want the child circumcized (and hope my partner and the birth-mother agree with me).

[Grumpier Than Thou]

"ahhhh alright. but can you at least play a very comedic horn sound when the deed is done?"

[dead0man]

Am I a Moderate Hero for probably not having a son circumcized but still finding vocally anti-circucision people excessively hyperbolic and annoying? I've actually been attacked just for saying that I personally don't give a sh!t that I've been circumcized and it doesn't bother me one iota.

I'm completely in line with BRTD on this one....except I've had sons and they did get snipped.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Stay away from my child... he's perfectly fine as he is.

[ElectionsGuy]

"Sure, bro doc."

[TNF]

"No, Doctor, I'd rather you didn't mutilate my child, thanks."

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

"No thanks, doc.  We'll go with like father, like son in this case, and I'm certainly not going to be cut today either."

[traininthedistance]

Well, given that a) "like father, like son", and b) the birth mother would be Jewish (albeit non-practicing), I'm pretty sure I'd just go along with it.

Virtually impossible to occur in any country today besides Israel and predominately Muslim ones and thus kind of a moot point.

Am I a Moderate Hero for probably not having a son circumcized but still finding vocally anti-circucision people excessively hyperbolic and annoying? I've actually been attacked just for saying that I personally don't give a sh!t that I've been circumcized and it doesn't bother me one iota.

No, man, you've simply got your priorities right.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/09/intactivists_online_a_fringe_group_turned_the_internet_against_circumcision.html

[angus]

Probably the same way the we acted 8 years ago when my son was born...

By the way, it isn't a physician who comes in and "congrats, mr. and mrs. lastname..."  It's actually a nurse who comes in and says, "have y'all thought about whether y'all want to, um, have the boy circumsized?  Or if y'all have, like, a religious need for it and have yer own Doctor, or we do also have a Jewish Doctor on call.  Or if y'all don't want it or whatever, just let us know.  I can come back after y'all have discussed it or whatever."

[Torie]

"No, Doctor, I'd rather you didn't mutilate my child, thanks."

Nor am I interested in potentially degrading his future sexual pleasure either.

[afleitch]

Sure thing! Can you clip my daughter's labia while you're at it?

[© tweed]

"does insurance cover it?"

[Tender Branson]

No thanks (pro-prepuce).

[Kitteh]

Am I a Moderate Hero for probably not having a son circumcized but still finding vocally anti-circucision people excessively hyperbolic and annoying? I've actually been attacked just for saying that I personally don't give a sh!t that I've been circumcized and it doesn't bother me one iota.

I'm completely in line with BRTD on this one....except I've had sons and they did get snipped.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

"Maybe later, doc. Don't you think the boy's been through enough today?"