That's pretty much my take as well, but two mistakes: you said it explicitly, rather than metaphorically and, worse, you said it in all capitals. My guess is that you're drunk. Okay, I probably made my first 200 posts drunk as well. Also, I recognize that the post is probably a sort of temporal placeholder for a future time when you can post of the astonishment that immediately fogs the mind when you read that someone is actually "addicted to 'pop'." I'm still trying to wrap my mind around that as well.
Welcome to the US Election Atlas Forum, by the way. Love the username. It conjures up images of a John Wayne-clad Oscar with thick glasses, bad teeth, and a nerdy English accent.
Also, don't be a jerk.
But yeah, it's like "where do I begin?" I think you probably are on the same frequency as 99% of us.