I'm addicted to pop

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I'm one of the others.  I just call em soft drinks in general, tho I will call a Pepsi a coke.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I will only be drinking 56oz of pop today.

Are you trying to become the replacement for the Update?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

It speaks volumes of the state of the forum when we have 73 responses to a thread where some kid talks about drinking 100 bottles of soda a day. We have nowhere to go! RIP Atlas forum.

A hundred bottles of pop on the wall,
a hundred bottles of pop
Take one down, post it around
Ninety-nine bottles of pop on the wall.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Since it's apparent The Update is dead, I guess it's time we went all in on Pop.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Nor will it help him get girls.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

It's not my responsibility to help him get girls.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I don't think this is any sillier than the current topic we are discussing in The Update, where Bushie is afraid to have a glass of wine with dinner because he thinks he will be too drunk to drive, his parents will kill him, and he will have a hangover the next morning.

To be fair, we're talking about Bushie, so one glass is possibly something like this:

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Well, asking for advice on improving your social skills from the Atlas Forum probably isn't a good start.

It would likely help him learn what not to do.