Ted Cruz Featured In New Children's Coloring Book

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/ted-cruz-coloring-book-100881.html

I...I don't know what to say.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

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lol!

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My God.  If Obama was in something like that Fox News would explode.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

lmfao

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

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lol!

Sigged.

[Deus Naturae]

I wonder how his wife feels about this.

[nuclearneo577]

Wow, I just, wow. Even if you ignore the blatant indication, what purpose does this thing serve being about Cruz? I'm pretty much sure that he's not going to be in office long enough for any kid who is going to use this to be able to vote for him, unless republicans want to lower the voting age to 6. Speaking of that, it reminded me of this;

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_33_what-campaign-ads-would-look-like-if-voting-age-was-6/

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My God.  If Obama was in something like that Fox News would explode.

Does anybody on the left even like Obama to try something this nutty? Unless you count that SpongeBob short about why it's a good idea to use fluorescent light bulbs.

[badgate]

I'll bet you anything I can find a copy of this at my local Mardel.

[Joe Republic]

Well come on, his base needs some kind of literature to understand and enjoy.

[H. Ross Peron]

Here are the other colouring books published by this company: http://www.coloringbook.com/cultural-event-political-coloring-books.aspx

You can't say they're partisan.

[CatoMinor]

Ted Kennedy made a children's book from the perspective of his dog. Not really a big deal here.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Here are the other colouring books published by this company: http://www.coloringbook.com/cultural-event-political-coloring-books.aspx

You can't say they're partisan.

This has to be one the single most ridiculous company in existence.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Wow, I just, wow. Even if you ignore the blatant indication, what purpose does this thing serve being about Cruz? I'm pretty much sure that he's not going to be in office long enough for any kid who is going to use this to be able to vote for him, unless republicans want to lower the voting age to 6. Speaking of that, it reminded me of this;

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_33_what-campaign-ads-would-look-like-if-voting-age-was-6/

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My God.  If Obama was in something like that Fox News would explode.

Does anybody on the left even like Obama to try something this nutty? Unless you count that SpongeBob short about why it's a good idea to use fluorescent light bulbs.

http://www.obamaactivitybooks.com/
(granted he's more deserving of a coloring book at this point than Ted Cruz.)

Plenty of people have retained that undying devotion for Barack Obama that brought you works of art like this:

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be something like this:

[Representative Joe Mad]

Any ever see or hear of the rather obscene Obama\Putin picture?  Never going to forget that one.

[Indy Texas]

I'm not sure how this is a coloring book. It looks like Cruz is already the right color for the sort of people who would buy it.

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

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My God.  If Obama was in something like that Fox News would explode.

He was. By the very same company. (?!)

[Tetro Kornbluth]

One has to wonder how many children are currently throwing this into the garbage... well I can dream:



Totally real btw

Sample quotes (from the first link):

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And people doubt that Stalinism isn't possible in the United States. Just needed is a personality cult and sprinkle in some 'self-made' economic man woo with some incantions of the constitution and the founders and you've got it

[Mordecai]

It's already been posted here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183652.0

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Oh well. At least I posted a better link and had better snark at the end (at least *I* think so)

[Indy Texas]

Why are gun rights and free enterprise leaves springing from the Ten Commandments?

[Adam Griffin]

Why are gun rights and free enterprise leaves springing from the Ten Commandments?

Furthermore, why is there even an inclusion leaf on that tree?

[Badger]

Oh well. At least I posted a better link and had better snark at the end (at least *I* think so)

Perhaps, but you played your commie hand inluding sissified European u in colour.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Oh well. At least I posted a better link and had better snark at the end (at least *I* think so)

Perhaps, but you played your commie hand inluding sissified European u in colour.

Oh, my commie hand is always played

[Deus Naturae]

The intent of this has to be to mock Cruz. There's no way the third quote could be anything but sarcasm.

Also, what's up with the word "grass" displayed like that?