Opinion of oatmeal

[politicallefty]

What is this "brown sugar" and "butter" nonsense?!  The proper topping for oatmeal is always and forever maple syrup, tree-gunk of the gods:

^This. The only brown sugar involved in oatmeal is if it's already flavoured that way. Even then, I'd still add a bit of syrup.

I also think honey is an acceptable addition, though that tends to be better with cream of wheat.