The Navy is granting holiday leave for ALL recent graduates! What should I do?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Do you have any shore-leave prostitute stories yet?

Sadly none.  I just got out of boot camp 12 days ago. 

[opebo]

Do you have any shore-leave prostitute stories yet?

Sadly none.  I just got out of boot camp 12 days ago. 

OK then a simple hometown hooker story.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Do you have any shore-leave prostitute stories yet?

Sadly none.  I just got out of boot camp 12 days ago. 

OK then a simple hometown hooker story.

Sorry opie, but I never had much reason to resort to prostitutes when the girls I hung out with were much better looking and disease-free for the most part. 

I'd imagine I'll have some stories to tell after my first east coast deployment, though.  I'll be sure to fill you in at that time. 

[Representative Joe Mad]

I'm glad you realized how much boot camp sucked.  When I was in, I remember speaking with some people that said they enjoyed it.  I couldn't ever decide if they were just trying to make the best of it, or just had really boring lives back home.

If you don't mind me asking, what's your rate?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I'm glad you realized how much boot camp sucked.  When I was in, I remember speaking with some people that said they enjoyed it.  I couldn't ever decide if they were just trying to make the best of it, or just had really boring lives back home.

If you don't mind me asking, what's your rate?

MM.  I'll be MM3 when I leave here, then hopefully off to OCS ASAP.  Honestly, I enlisted to boost my officer package. 

[opebo]

Sorry opie, but I never had much reason to resort to prostitutes when the girls I hung out with were much better looking and disease-free for the most part.

Too bad, though, that you have to hang out with them...

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Sorry opie, but I never had much reason to resort to prostitutes when the girls I hung out with were much better looking and disease-free for the most part.

Too bad, though, that you have to hang out with them...

Most.  Yes.  I agree.  I've met a handful of really cool females in my time, though.  One in particular has the exact personality I like, but the physical attraction was not all it could be and the whole relationship flamed out quickly. 

But I digress, there are some total packages out there that are well worth the time. 

[Badger]

Mike Naso has a specific view of what America should be. Kinda like what Hitler had in mind for Germany.

Damn.  That was too quick.  We're not even off the first page.

Anyway, Hockeydude, I'm with gramps.  That's really all you need.  You'll have plenty of time for cards, drinking, and all the other ways that 300 young men come up with to have fun when they're stuck together in a metal can for six months at a stretch. 

Indeed Uncle Angus!  But I already agreed with Gramps and I've already a few females set up for myself.  But how about when I'm recharging?  Don't worry about me getting laid.  I'm just looking for a few interesting things to do when I'm not. 

This is why God invented both giving and receiving oral.