I know my cynicism is unwelcome here, but gosh darn, the student government types get to me.
My favorite was the guy who made a thread in Forum Community probably a year ago where he said he wanted to be elected student body president or something, but couldn't actually articulate any reasons for him to be elected or things he wanted to do.
I can imagine his campaign speech...
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There are those who have accused me of standing for nothing, of having no platform. Let me be clear: there are things for which I stand, and things against which I am opposed. I have never shied away from outlining my beliefs and I am proud to come before you today and spell out my policies:
I am in favour of being elected, of representing you, my potential constituents.
I will campaign vigorously to advance the cause of my election.
I have always held firm to my belief in myself, as the best candidate for this position.
I will stand up for every vote in my column, and will fight against the formality and validity of every vote allocated to my opponents.
And I strongly support my election to this role.
My policies are not merely those things for which I stand, however. I can also be defined by those things against which I am opposed:
I can not and will not abide losing this election.
I will never support the election of another candidate.
I am totally and utterly opposed to my defeat.
I will not tolerate a loss in this election, no matter how great or how small it may be.
For the sake of brevity, I will summarise my most strongly held policies as these: I am in favour of winning and I am against anyone else winning. I am in favour of my election, and opposed to my loss.
I do not retreat from these policies, they are things I have long held to be true. I am unwavering in my support for my winning this election but let me be clear, I am just as unshakeable in my opposition to losing it.
I look forward to your support on election day. Don't forget to vote!